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Brb skipping the first week of classes so I don’t have to reassure people my real name is actually Precious

For the first time since 1950, the Atlantic has two 110+ mph #hurricanes in August simultaneously (#Franklin and #Idalia).

BEAST+

I really go to work and preach about health and home grown produce all day and then go home and pour artificially flavored pixie stick sugar down my throat

On god what is up with boomers and Gen X thinking they need to yell while talking on the phone in the office

date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep

My coworker asked if I’m going trick or treating tonight… I’m 24

I will never hate on a man with a yee haw truck ever again after watching them cruise through 3 feet of water in our flooding neighborhood #HurricaneIan

The hurricane in question vs. the Florida people on Facebook

Tempted to join a CrossFit gym just for the action pics

Extraordinary white moose was spotted taking a dip in a pool in Sweden's Varmland County ( by Hans Nilsson )

Bruh I’m done with AirBnbs. Hotels are pretty much the same price, way more comfortable/less awkward, and don’t mess up a city’s housing market. Plus they have pools and breakfast.

I don’t mean to finesse y’all, but I didn’t eat a single piece of candy from the candy bowl at the office today.

if i got pregnant tomorrow and couldn’t get an abortion, at least i can still buy a gun and shoot myself!

Women, stop having sex with single pro-life men

So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing childcare, paid leave or healthcare. Got it.

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

"yOuRe PrObabLY TaLking tO SoMeOnE eLsE” I'm talking to myself, leave us alone