> Balding finance bro cosplaying Steve Jobs in hoodies that cost more than most cars
> Built Facebook's dopamine slot machines then acts shocked people got addicted
> Launched six SPACs that crashed harder than his combover in a windstorm
> Virgin Galactic down ninety percent while he cashed out at the top like clockwork
> Clover Health under DOJ investigation for Medicare fraud while he played dumb
> Said nobody gives a shit about Uyghur genocide then backtracked faster than his hairline
> Left his wife for an Instagram thot while lecturing podcasters about family values
> Fake tan makes him look like a melted Ken doll who discovered Bitcoin
> Called himself the next Warren Buffett while running pump and dump schemes
> Social Capital returned investor money after performance so bad it made Theranos look competent
> This doughy fuck got rich destroying attention spans then complains about moral decay
🚨BREAKING: Iran just dropped another AI LEGO video…
And somehow, it’s a more accurate summary of the U.S. government than anything coming out of the U.S. government.
BREAKING: Megyn Kelly on MAGA:
Megyn Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine designed purely to cheerlead wars, worship Trump, and feed you manufactured rage instead of facts.”
Truth.