Basyt

@KeruboSk Some people actually wake up without alarms because they are not hustling but content where they are.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@amazing_physics Sad Keanu, perhaps

Who🤔

@elonmusk Ah yes sir wet octopussy

@elonmusk But who controls the D huh?

Be a dictator!

@MbarkCherguia Some shutter island shit huh….

How is this possible?

@ronsterd89 Loudly announcing you are incel and just wiped your chest on X with a blue check mark so that you get 0.2% extra engagement.

Tell me a pain that is bigger than toothache...aside from labor

@Handre Ah yes the only recorded time in history a neoliberal evonomist was fumny. Part of initiation into the supply side cult.

>be Milton Friedman >visit China in 1980 >see thousands of workers digging canal with shovels >ask Chinese official: "Why not use bulldozers?" >official replies: "That would eliminate jobs" >Friedman: "Then why not use spoons?"

@atrupar Apparently used to do porn. but fell on black days

Trump to the Japanese PM as a reporter with an accent tries to ask him a question: "This looks like one of your people right here. Is he good or bad?"

Are you joining us for our 'The Role of Autoantibodies in SSc' webinar? Live Webinar | Featuring Expert Faculty 📅 Tuesday 24th March | 17:00 GMT Click the 'Register' button in the image below to secure your spot

@sighyam But its not the one you are thinking of. Did you think he would fuyioooh like Dr Manhattan at every fucking table? Is Salt bae sprinkling salt on every steak?

There’s a reason his restaurant flopped

@TheShivaJatt Yeah the volcel life chooses you.

Got a marriage proposal recently. The girl was well-educated and came from a financially strong family. However, their expectation was that she wouldn’t do any household work and would prefer having a maid for everything. I asked a simple question: “Will she be working?” Their response was, “No. Why would you, as a man, want your wife to work?” That was enough for me to say no. In my view, if someone is educated, they should put that education to use—whether through a job, a business, or any meaningful skill. And even if not a formal job, then there should at least be some passion or contribution—be it cooking, home-making, crafts like stitching or weaving, or anything productive. I don’t believe in a lifestyle where someone chooses to do nothing at all. I even told them I’d be willing to support and help her learn skills, even guide her towards a work-from-home opportunity if she preferred.

@chasedownleads Same, but different, but still the same.gif

Had dinner with a handsome trillionaire last night He paid for our $100 meal But he did something genius He tipped negative 300% Not only was our meal free, but $200 was deducted from the waitress’ paycheck and given to us The waitress began to cry “I won’t be able to afford rent!” She cried Don’t worry, the trillionaire said as he comforted her. “I know of a great payday loan place that can help you get through this crisis with only 45% interest.” Turns out, he owns the payday loan place Trillionaires operate on a different level!

@bmay The Metaverse wont be written in React

They spent 80 billion on the Metaverse nobody wants to live in and have now closed it down. The Dubai of the internet. A good excuse to remember this cringe.

@elonmusk Ah yes the silicon valley jerk off formulation from first principles.

By this weekend, xAI will have three Grok Build models in training simultaneously

@MrEwanMorrison Imagine growing up watching Silicon Valley, but cant see Pied Piper irl, somehow your name also rhymes with Gavin Belson.

Here the Anthropic AI CEO goes yet again - playing the doomer apocalypse card to try to imply just how amazingly world-shatteringly powerful his dumb chatbot slop machine is. Must be time for another funding round. Change the record slop artist.

Unpopular opinion: you actually need real coding knowledge to vibe-code properly.

@Darkdarling00 Boor

Describe President Trump using only one word.

@sama The idea guy who finally got his wish…. Shambles i say, to shambles…

I have so much gratitude to people who wrote extremely complex software character-by-character. It already feels difficult to remember how much effort it really took. Thank you for getting us to this point.