Beth Figuls

⚡️ “Hedwig et Marthe” twitter.com/i/moments/1092…

@feederofcats what a sweetie pie

This is Boris. Boris is pretty sad because he's been living a rough life on the streets with entropion, a painful condition where his eyelids roll inward so his eyelashes constantly rub against his eyes. He also has a bad tooth that's really bothering him.

@feederofcats poor baby!!! whatever it takes!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Dweeb wants to know if everyone will still love him while he looks very ridiculous for a minute

@TurtlesAllThe13 @Templarpilled Great Scott!

@Templarpilled It's not easy or cheap to build a flux capacitor.

@Matt_Pinner no it isn’t

This is hard

This. This proves we should listen to the children. A teacher told me, "I gave one of my second-grade (dyslexic) students your poetry templates [designed to help kids find their voices]...This is what he wrote."

@usedgov I guess this tracks bc pretty soon it will be the only place where literacy can happen, since you are destroying our education system

Literacy starts at home.

@feederofcats Kitten Tableau sending so many healing thoughts!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Please send your best and most positive thoughts to sweet baby Dweeb as he goes in for his jaw surgery today. Be strong Dweeby, we love you so much 🧡

@Real_jaeflex why no one wears a hat and a scarf!!!

What doesn't make sense in Game of Thrones?

@shaindelr 4123

Let's pretend you're in my family. What's your vote? Or do ranked choice voting, if you want.

@Sassafrass_84 so go outside and sit on a blanket 🤷‍♀️

Me too.

@Dbwagner104 ALL HAIL

Chancleta at play. a winsome beast.

@TheChiefNerd jfc

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

@KeruboSk Teflon

@MerriamWebster consent decree

What word makes your face do this?

@deusworx @lilylay_etc the “location” did it to you? (I’m from California too but I presume I’m older than you)

@bethfiguls @lilylay_etc I was born in California and I had to spiritually fight for 10 years to resolve the evil that the location left in my soul

The Beach Boys are nice California. The Doors are evil California

@lilylay_etc @deusworx I think they mean totally awesome

@deusworx i think you mean inherently good

@Acyn his brain is melting before our eyes

Doocy: You just said it is a little excursion and you said it is a war, so which one is it?. President Trump: Well, it's both. It’s an excursion that will keep us out of a war.

Terrence Howard says that Game of Thrones forced incest p-rn on millions. “Game of Thrones messed me up, and I think it messed up a lot of the world, because it got everybody into incest p-rn.”

@BKaltenberger @PincherMartin8 as if that was even possible

@PincherMartin8 And California's over regulations have created significant inflation. Time to move all agriculture out of California now

I grew up in that big hole in the middle - the Central Valley of California - which is America's agricultural heartland. The valley is the size of Massachusetts and Connecticut combined. On its north-south axis, you have to drive seven hours on the freeway to cover its full length. It produces 25% of the nation's food supply and 40% of its fruits, nuts, and vegetables. And that's not even all of the state's agricultural production. There are huge areas of highly productive farmland outside the Central Valley - Wine Country and the Salinas Valley, for example.

@ettingermentum @sophrossbrooks Well what did the police say???? 😂

And we’re supposed to just go out and do errands and head to work like any of this is fucking normal