Bob Lauer

Big news everyone, this place is still a cesspool and a net-negative to society. See you again in a year or so.

If you *don't* like Elon and Zuck, you should stop using their products as a way to show your distaste for them. If you *do* like Elon and Zuck, you should stop using their products because they're actively making society worse and very likely making you worse off as well. 👋

Another friendly reminder that this cesspool of a website is cigarettes for your brain. 'Til next time, happy holidays everyone!

The are two types of diabetes in this world. Type 1 and Type 2.

If this next Amazon purchase doesn't bring me lasting happiness, I'm completely out of ideas.

This tweet got 24(!) views. Where's the setting that I have to turn on to monetize this gem?

Apples and oranges aren't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 different.

I installed the extension "Twitter Timeline Eradicator" and it makes this hell hole slightly less terrible. The perfect extension would remove everything on the page and just show me a blank white screen, but I'll take what I can get.

Big missed opportunity by @olivegarden to not call never ending soup, salad, and breadsticks "bread, broth, and beyond"

Logged into X (formerly known as Twitter) for the first time a while. Looks like it's still a heaping pile of shit, just as I left it. 'Til next time. 👋

This is yet another one of my "signed into Twitter to see how things are, immediately remembered how god awful this site is" tweets. 'Til next time, when I tweet the same thing. 👋

@SFGreat_America Website says Demon is closed. Does that mean closed all day today? Have a little one and that's the only "big" coaster she's tall enough to ride, would be a massive disappointment to get there and have it be closed all day.

Very excited about the launch of Threads. Zuck said it best - "At Meta, we believe that even though Twitter has done a great job tearing society apart and being a truly terrible place, there is still room to make the world even worse, and we believe we can do exactly that."

@garrett_codes @elonmusk After poking around for about 5 minutes, I have remembered how much I don't miss my presence here. This has to be the most toxic social network on the planet. I'm sure I'll be back in a few months to once again tweet about how awful Twitter is. Until then - 👋

@boblauer @elonmusk 😂 I missed your presence here Bob

If @elonmusk manages to run this place into the ground, it will be his greatest contribution to mankind by a mile. 🤞

Where does a computer get off asking me if I'm a human? Are you a human?!?

Occasionally I log into Coinbase to check on my Shiba coin (not doing great), and it's starting to sink in that just maybe, my grandkids won't be paying for everything in Shiba Inu coin. What a shame that would be.

@jamesrp13 @atomkirk I always come back to the Clinton Lewinski scandal. Only 2 people involved, both with a very personal interest in keeping it a secret, and it still got out. People are absolutely terrible at keeping secrets.

@atomkirk Or thousands of people were able to keep that under wraps despite all the urge to tell friends and family about it???

To all my conspiracy theorists out there: do you *really* think humans are good enough at cooperation and discretion to pull off any legit conspiracy? Cuz like, people kinda suck at both of those things...

@gregoryfinley Nailed it

@boblauer I just randomly came across this pic. Weclome!

@gregoryfinley RIP Canvas Sync