DJ Salinger

@trillary_banks_ like they had a pot of boiling water off screen as motivation

The WB frog was singing for his muhfuckin life

I don't think it's a coincidence that anti-kink, 'blowjobs are abusive' discourse is going on at the same time of a draconian anti-trans bill being codified into law

@shaTIRED Maybe just wave and smile, take in a deep nasal inhale and say: "Smells wonderful!"

This man be smoking crack across the street from my house and I can tell he thinks I judge him when I catch it but little does he know if this economy keep going the way it is I might be joining him soon

@emmcooper42 hell yea sis! i was gonna skip the gym before seeing some friends, but you gave me motivation rn.. lets go!!

Down 12 lbs already. Clothes are starting to fit looser again. Can’t wait to be swimming in these clothes. Goal by the end of the year! Doing my best to love myself in every chapter. Putting my health first because I deserve to be healthy.

@Max_Evans85 BECAUSE I AM BEING STYMIED BY A VERBOSE NINCOMPOOP, I AM ASKING FOR A SATURDAY TRUCE DEAR SIR

@burnerforhell the double replying leaves a lot of doubt big dawg

@Max_Evans85 Imma leave the house now bro, I suggest you go do the same

@Max_Evans85 quixotic yet cursed to tilt at port-a-potties

@Max_Evans85 that being said, i for sure have Sephirothic tendencies. i will accept that. will you accept you have Launchpad McQuack tendencies, you duck tales mfer

@Max_Evans85 i feel like sephiroth for you is anyone who reads above a 6th grade level

Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭

@katwgws @Max_Evans85 @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle Braden⁸ needs some axe support

@katwgws @Max_Evans85 @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle imma go talk to humans face to face, smell some trees, and return with my better angels restored.. maybe then

I’m so confused I wasn’t trying to steal their joke which I’d already retweeted I didn’t think they were mad for real but they blocked me already 😥I will delete the post they’re mad at pls tell k I’m sorry someone

you fuckers really trying to keep me from spiritually healthier practices, do you really believe my trauma defined sword work is fucking grok 'roast mode'? I used to think projection was pseudoscientific hokum until the internet. Now I know its the foundational principle to social media. So while, no, i dont use grok *wretches* 'roast mode', but im entirely sure ai is your pacifier for like 80% of your encounters.

@burnerforhell @Max_Evans85 @katwgws @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle Are you using grok’s roast mode 😭

@katwgws @Max_Evans85 @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Max_Evans85 @katwgws @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle you have no power here steward

@Max_Evans85 @katwgws @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle let me say this sincerely, if that back-handed comment was you trying to be nice then realize your entire cohort are fair-weather enemies. I say this as an earnest caveat. do not pretend me returning your poisoned energy is anything other than a reflection of your intent. be well

@Max_Evans85 @katwgws @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle lmao man you suck.. go have a great time at whatever cider arcade you're headed, with a flashing realization that your entire existence may be background scenery in a mid-season CW series canceled mid-season

@burnerforhell @katwgws @midphrenologist @SweatieAngle kinda wild to project yourself onto a comment that had nothing to do with you but I’m glad you’re in recovery

man i been putting in some serious hours here at the hating mill... in the words of alice cooper: "i used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 'til they got a hold of me" imma go touch some grass, hug a cpl trees, smooch some middle aged women, and return with fresh legs and view points. be well friends: youtube.com/watch?v=uyWfFR…

@offbeatorbit people (viciously) attacking whole generations because of squabble-defined perceptions they got on a site that the data shows is (at least) 50% bots trying to inflame any/all tension. like facebook disinfo for younger audiences

The idea that any one generation has some sort of ownership on bad/dysfunctional/coercive/etc sex is stupid + too online. I like a lil intergenerational squabbling as much as the next guy and there are def differences re: norms worth observing but everyone is taking this too far.