Christina Evans 🗨

Told my daughter to eat at least half of the banana... Well, she's not wrong, but definitely a psychopath.

Whatta night. 😎 #GreenDay #SmashingPumpkins

@the_edge @caseyjoloos I paid waaaaay too much, but can't wait. We're up close, baby!

Do you look up the set list before a show or are you like, totally normal? @GreenDay @blink182 - @caseyjoloos

RIP Heather Duke. 💚

@Char1982 Thank you

The last of the guinea piggies is now gone. At least he went in his sleep! 😪💔

Targeted IG ads are getting too on the nose..or, uh, stomach. Also, fuck off

So, what would you do if your lifetime rockstar crush walked across the stage directly to you at the end of the concert, took off his shirt, pointed at you & then gave you the shirt??? Because that just happened to me & I'm still recovering. Thank you 😛

Him, flipping channels. Me, from another room, hears the first 5 seconds of the opening music & yells: "CHASING AMY." Him, yelling back: "Seriously, how the fuck?!" 🤣 cc: @ThatKevinSmith

Just watched 2 teens collect cigarette butts off the ground to (I'm assuming) smoke later. HOW IS THAT STILL A THING THAT HAPPENS.

Just had to explain to my 10yo daughter what the taint is... how is everyone else's Monday morning going?

I’ve got the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…

Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵 1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

Me: "Uh-uh, Pendleton. The, um, the white cake with the sweet frost." Him: I don't know her. #IYKYK

@saalon Love, love Michelle Gomez

I've seen miles of train graffiti but I've never seen anything like this..

@drex Flip thru the 100-CD case first to ponder what we're in the mood for. 🤣

IF THEY AREN'T CALLED "CLEVER GIRLS", I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT. jkjk ❤️