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@Himanshutyg_ifs I'm so sorry no like I'm terrifyingly apologetic to even be suggesting this but do you mean to tell me that crocodiles have negligible fucking senescence??? I'm gonna cry bro it's never us 😭

1. So, in the wild, crocodiles don't die because their organs wear down with old age, but rather because they become too big for the ecosystem to feed them. The food requirements of their continuously growing bodies are not fully met ===> death.

@learning_yohei Most of the time americans only know specific words or phrases in other languages, but most people know a bit of spanish because it's taught as part of regular education in early schooling

僕は日本人なので、日本語が第一言語です。そして、多くの日本人は第二言語として、英語を学んでいます🇯🇵🥰 そこで、アメリカ人に質問があります。アメリカ人は第二言語として、どんな言語を学んでいますか？🇺🇸🤭

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA Pay teachers enough that they don't need a side hustle if you're gonna have problems with what the side hustle is, next 😴

>Momoka Kawana, 36 >Physics teacher at a private school in Japan (her own alma mater) >Secretly debuted as a JAV adult film actress while still teaching when 25 years old >Her content leaked >Students and staff recognized her immediately >School fired her >Because the school directors had known her since she was a child, they didn’t attack her. Instead they got worried she was going through serious problems and offered her help Female teachers across the world need to be vetted more thoroughly. Too many of these disturbing cases keep coming to light.

It's typically considered "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"! It's a term for lung disease caused by inhaling volcanic dust. There is one longer word than it though, it's the name for protein titin, but it is so long that I can't fit it in this post!

@smile_kun422 Cmon man this is mew too easy

この目のポケモン特定できる人いますか？

@Elite_4_J It's sneasle, right???

can you identify this pokemon from its eye??

@Veemimis No idea what idv oomf is but i love uchikoshi and i hear fantastic things ab ghost trick. Haven't played paranormasight yet tho

IDV oomfs if you need something new to get into, can I reccomend you these games . They're so good trust .

@MangaAlerts Oh this is pretty neat. Historically my favorite color is blue, but occasionally certain shades of green or purple have overtaken that

🎉Follower Friday Giveaway🎉 To celebrate the release of the anime adaptation, I wanna give away Vols 1-4 of Daemons of the Shadow Realm! • To enter: Follow, Like, RT, & Comment your favorite color! • Open to Everyone🌎 • Ends May 1st, 2026📆

Happy 420 everyone, I made chicken tikka masala for my girlfriend's mom because it's her birthday :^)

@Promithean11 Wait, is it common practice to turn off the lights in public restrooms outside of the US??

He’s so proud of himself for learning how to use the toilet 😭😭

I can’t believe Arakawa foreshadowed Kimblee in chapter 1 of FMA 😱

@PokeTCGiveaways @Medusa_Lives_DJ @SKurelich

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Despite how hard this image goes, it's sad that Usopp couldn't be there.

Going through old emails and I stumbled upon this insane gem of I sent to Jacksepticeye when I was 15 years old.

Fun Fact: "Endless Eight" is on Wikipedia's list of 2009 controversies.

@Kairo_Anatomika This made me wonder if there is only one species of head lice, and apparently they are! If i had to guess, if they existed outside the Americas pre-colonialization, maybe they existed on Pangea?

Okay so.... humans are the only known host for head lice. The species of lice found in human hair are not found on any other creatures..... they don't survive on other creatures. Archaeologists have found head lice on Peruvian mummies..... so this implies that they actually came from the americas. So then, does that mean before Europeans began colonizing North and South america, there was no head lice in europe? So medieval peasants, ancient greeks, ancient egyptians didn't have head lice? Did head lice evolve in the americas, or that they cross the bearing land the bridge into North America with their human hosts?

@DonnnySins Fuck it we ball i have to win one of these giveaway things eventually right? 🤣

2x Switch 2 Giveaway :) Giving away 2 more to wrap up the 30 Days of Switchmas this Sunday. To enter: Just Like & Retweet Thank you to everyone who interacts, hangs in streams, or so much as put a positive vibe out there for me. If you put out negative energy, your mother 🤡