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Renee Gates 🌾🌾🌾
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#KState Fanatic, Wife, Mom, Friend, Ally, STRATEGIC | ACHIEVER | LEARNER | RESPONSIBILITY | CONNECTEDNESS
Kansas Bergabung Şubat 2007
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@1Nicdar I can’t stop laughing. I’m a Florida native, lived here almost my entire life and this is the most accurate description of driving here all the way down to the alligator in the retention pond. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😎
70 MPH speed limit in Florida is less of a rule and more of a polite suggestion that nobody agreed to follow.
Too slow?
You’re getting tailgated by a lifted Silverado with LED headlights bright enough to interrogate you.
Too fast?
Doesn’t matter, there’s already a guy in a beat up Altima doing 95 weaving through traffic like he’s late for something extremely illegal.
You try to hold a respectable 75.
Immediately passed on both sides.
One car has no headlights.
Another has its hazards on for no reason.
Somehow both are going faster than you.
And then, out of nowhere, Brake lights.
Not gradual.
Not polite.
Just a full interstate wide decision to stop all traffic flow for 30 seconds.
No accident.
No construction.
No explanation.
Just vibes.
You finally get moving again and think, "Okay, we’re good."
Wrong.
It starts to rain.
Not normal rain.
Florida rain. (IYKYK)
The kind that erases the road, your mirrors, your sense of direction, and any belief you had in visibility.
Wipers on max, still losing the fight.
Meanwhile, someone flies past you doing 85 like they’ve got sonar.
And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there’s a gator in a retention pond right next to the highway, watching traffic like it’s judging your driving choices.
No toll booth warning.
No buildup.
Just vibes and consequences.
Your GPS says "arrive in 2 hours."
Florida says, "Depends, you surviving the storm or the drivers?"
And somehow, through all of
this …
There is STILL someone camping in the left lane going exactly 70 like they’re honoring the Constitution.
Welcome to Florida highways.
Where speed limits are optional, weather is aggressive, and every drive feels like a group project with people who did not read the instructions.

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@Stanimal032 Raise the goal! You will need it! Much love to you all!
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@kstatevangirl @KStateWBB Appears to be working for me at the moment. Added to my cart anyway.
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anyone who has current season ticket for @kstatewbb, where you able to buy your seats for Thursday with the link in the email? 2 of us can’t, so hoping just a glitch. But must be bought by noon tomorrow. So will call in morning if still having trouble.
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BATCATS GET A SHUTOUT!! Video courtesy of my husband in attendance in the cold. 🥶 @mitchmoss @KStateBSB
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@shortqueenU @Chucktown_Tiger Funny how all these people who think no one watches women's sports are commenting about women's sports! Mittie also called it out. I suspect they spent the women's tourny figuring it out to be ready for the mens instead of starting early enough to have it ready for the women.
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@Chucktown_Tiger Well obviously more eyeballs = more money, but the floor’s already there and the personnel is already hired, it can’t be THAT much of a burden to have them do an extra week. Plus you’d think they’d want to showcase the floor ASAP so people would talk about it.
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I’m just gonna say it, they didn’t do ANY of this fancy stuff for the women
Big 12 Studios@big12studios
A work of art 🤌 #Big12MBB | @Big12Conference | @asbglassfloor
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@785SportsKSU Mural of the Bill and some trees and we can have our view back.
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Just spoke with Dr. Feldman. Procedure went great! They’re closing him up then we’ll get to see him!
Praising God for his doctors and the skill He blessed them with!
Mike Stanley@Stanimal032
He’s back in the OR. Game day! 🙏🏻
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Hate to miss but will be cheering from KC while watching the ladies!!
Anyone want to buy our tickets?!! 2 1st row and 2 2nd row right behind home plate! $10/ticket. DM me!!
K-State Baseball@KStateBSB
GAMEDAY 🆚 SIUE 📍 Tointon Family Stadium | 4 PM 🔗 linktr.ee/kstatebsb
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I have two FREE GA @KStateBSB tickets for Saturday’s 4:00 game against SIUE at Tointon Family Stadium!! I can email or transfer them by phone # through the K-State app. They won tonight 14-5!! You know you wanna go!! Let me know!😁💜⚾️🎉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@TrooperBenKs Reading a book. May not have had eyes on the road but both hands were on the wheel and the book!
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Okay, be honest.
What is the wildest thing you’ve ever seen somebody doing while driving? 😄
Years ago this month, I was driving north on the interstate and started catching up to a slower car ahead of me.
As I got closer, I noticed the vehicle was drifting just a little within its lane. That caught my attention, so I decided to pass it and take a look over as I came alongside.
When I pulled up next to the car, I could see the driver was seated in a strange position. At first, I honestly could not figure out what I was looking at.
Then I saw it !!!! 👀
A younger lady was driving down the interstate with one leg up on the seat, shaving her leg while behind the wheel! 😱
About that time, she glanced over.
And there I was.
In uniform.
In a patrol car.
Right beside her.
The moment she realized who was next to her, she quickly tossed that razor onto the passenger seat, sat straight up, grabbed the steering wheel with both hands, and stared straight ahead like she had been the safest driver in Kansas all day long.
😄😄
Now I want to know…
What is the wildest thing you’ve ever seen somebody doing while driving? 🤔

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@kstatevangirl @catsfan20012002 Not that I want it to happen anytime soon!
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there was a lady who actually wrote her own obituary and then held a fake funeral, everyone thought she had really passed. She then walked out in a Grim Reaper costume for her birthday. This sounds like something I would do, as I’m throwing one hell of a party anyways on my dime.
Morgan2@webgirlmorgan
We spend so much energy crafting perfect eulogies for people who can't hear them. What if we said those beautiful words while they're still here to receive them?
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@751ALF @KStateBSB @kstatesports I will be there but not that early 😔 (Lunch first but there by first pitch!)
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@kstatevangirl @mitchmoss Have so much fun! Will miss you at baseball!
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@mitchmoss and I get to get black tie fancy tonight for the Wabash Cannonball fundraiser for K-State! Hit me up if anyone else will be there!


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