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@Padres @tatis_jr @wishsandiego @MLB 👏👏👏

Jackson's wish to meet @tatis_jr has been granted 🥹

It was fun while it lasted but I think I’m out on the Twitter. I enjoyed the thrills, the arguing and talking shit. Go Padres! See you on the other side. Now here’s my moment of zen. ☯️✌️🍾

@KenPlatt45 @MayorToddGloria Another swing and miss by JoeSD.

@MayorToddGloria So you selected 12 people for a photo op and you coached them what to say to the media all to make it look like the campground was fully open. Then afterwards you cut off the intakes until July 10th but you think you tricked the voters into thinking it's fully open. Good Grief..

A dozen unhoused San Diegans spent last night in a safe, clean place instead of the street. We look forward to welcoming many more unsheltered people to our Safe Sleeping site in the coming weeks. #ForAllofUs

@Padres 🍅🍅🍅

Final.

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@LakersBetta @BleacherReport @wojespn 🧹🧹🧹🧹

Khris Middleton has agreed to a three-year, $102M deal with the Bucks, per @wojespn

@TwigsHart Xander Bogaerts.

@Rodgers2Wilson @JeffPassan Literally who has actually been better this season in the NL at SS?

NL All-Star starters: C: Sean Murphy, Atlanta 1B: Freddie Freeman, Los Angeles 2B: Luis Arraez, Miami SS: Orlando Arcia, Atlanta 3B: Nolan Arenado, St. Louis OF: Ronald Acuña Jr., Atlanta OF: Corbin Carroll, Arizona OF: Mookie Betts, Los Angeles DH: J.D. Martinez, Los Angeles

People from the Midwest only want one thing and that’s to talk about the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

@FRIARWARS Thank you for what you do! Your quest to unmask the False Friars is honorable and I now consider myself PadrePilled. 🫡

But fear not, Padres fans! We won't let them get away with it! We must rise up, expose the truth, and fight for justice in America's favorite pastime! Spread the word, share this information, and let's reclaim the game for the people!

Listen up, folks! This is FRIARWARS, coming to you with some breaking news that will blow your mind! I've uncovered a massive conspiracy by the MLB to sabotage the Padres. It's all part of their sinister plan to control the game and manipulate the outcomes.

@JonnyLa7_ @BNightengale Still living rent free I see.

The most disappointing season in San Diego #Padres history continues to find new depths. They lose their fifth consecutive game after being swept by the Pittsburgh #Pirates, 5-4. They are now 37-44, 11 games behind the Arizona #Dbacks in the NL West, 8 out in the wild-card race.

Infinity Football. It's a game of football with no end zones, just an infinitely long grass field stretching as far as the eye can see. First downs? Of course. Punting? You bet. Touchdowns? Nope. Also the clock counts up like soccer but the time of the game is unknown.

@thehogwatch Unfortunately yes.

Say it ain’t snow! Pinkish snow in the Rocky Mountains is piquing the curiosities of hikers, campers and photo-seekers. The so-called “watermelon snow” comes from algae that swim to the surface and change colors to protect themselves from ultraviolet rays. apne.ws/zFqiRef

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Whole bunch of actors in the Larry Sanders Show that are also in Twin Peaks. 🤔

@OhPipeDown I won’t get personal. You’d have to experience it yourself. My name is right there, ask around if you want.

@OhPipeDown I know your heart is in the right place. I have some personal experiences that want to clap back at you but it’s a good thing that we both want the best possible situation for unhoused folks. 🤝

@OhPipeDown You don’t have people you personally know that would benefit from this?

I don’t hate Elvis Costello but his music isn’t for me at all, if you like it, cool.

@professor_hess How are the bikes going to be delivered? Helicopter?

@corycasey All cars need to go.

The electric cars need to go. I was again almost murdered by one tonight.