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BREAKING: Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

my left boob is slightly bigger due to how big my heart is

I wanted to draw the moon, with commemoration to Laika and Félicette

"homestuck au markrex" -> though its weird and random whisperingrock.straw.page

@kittensnotkids @hitpeacebeuponu @feraljokes I never said it was gross, just that it was basic. I actually LOVE sweet romantic vanilla sex! I’m just pointing out that there’s nothing wrong with enjoying different things

@cringefries @hitpeacebeuponu @feraljokes I don't like this because vanilla sex is not automatically a bland slab of grossness. You can do kink in a blah way too. People like different things. No hierarchy of better/worse, just different.

I saw this comic a while back who has this great bit about how she was dating a guy and said to him "I like that we have this fun bdsm thing going on" and he responded "I'm not into bdsm" and she goes "wait so you mean when we're having sex and you hit me you're just, hitting me"

@hitpeacebeuponu @medialunaymedia @feraljokes It’s neither sophisticated or scary, but it IS mature, on account of it being both sexual and often psychological. It’s a mature topic that’s being handled in an immature way by people who go around calling it icky and weird and somehow inferior to their sexual preferences

@cringefries @medialunaymedia @feraljokes I called it fake and gay because you referred to BDSM as being something “you can’t handle.” This is a silly framing on your part and betrays the fact that BDSM practitioners often like to think of themselves as sophisticated and scary. No, this is actually corny. And calling it

@hitpeacebeuponu @medialunaymedia @feraljokes But also, failing to engage in productive conversation and resorting to “ur mad ur mad 😂” “ur thing = fake and gay my thing = epic and righteous” after a single callout for being illogical is immature, so idk what I really expected

@hitpeacebeuponu @medialunaymedia @feraljokes I think it’s extremely common for people to discover they’re not interested in BDSM after trying it. I also think that doesn’t give them the right to judge what other people are doing with consenting adults in the privacy of their own home. Calling it “fake and gay” is immature

@hitpeacebeuponu @medialunaymedia @feraljokes I’m just pointing out that you got triggered like a whiny little snowflake after choosing to engage in discourse about adult topics you clearly can’t handle lmao

@cringefries @medialunaymedia @feraljokes Sounds like I hurt ur fee fees

@hitpeacebeuponu @medialunaymedia @feraljokes Yeah, under the post about BDSM that you willingly clicked on and engaged in a discussion under??? Dumbass

@cringefries @medialunaymedia @feraljokes I am here, hearing about it, ain’t I

What do you mean they BOTH grew up in broken abusive households that KILLS ME #smilingfriends

@hitpeacebeuponu @medialunaymedia @feraljokes I don’t think this is true lol

@cringefries @medialunaymedia @feraljokes Because people into BDSM always make sure you know they’re into it.

@medialunaymedia @hitpeacebeuponu @feraljokes The thing is: It doesn’t matter lol. Who cares what you’re eating as long as it’s not poisonous? If someone wants to eat nothing but fried chicken or spam, who gives a shit as long as they’re not forcing anyone else to have the same diet

@cringefries @hitpeacebeuponu @feraljokes I'm sorry but if you are incapable of finding ANY flavor in normal sex then you're not kinky, you have a paraphilia Kink should be like going out for dinner, if you are incapable of finding pleasure in sex without it you've conditioned yourself into a dysfunctional sexuality

they should invent a me that gets over things

@vxvxlove @mcflurry_slut Unfortunately I’m currently completely uninsured 😞 if it gets any worse I’ll go to the hospital, but when I went the first time they pretty much just did a CT scan, denied me meds, and sent me home

@cringefries @mcflurry_slut Isn’t this enough to be hospitalized?? Are you seeing a specialist? I saw a reproductive endocrinologist for my care at a fertility clinic instead of a regular degular OBGYn

Ovarian cyst literally ruining my life and the doctors are just like damn shawty that’s the way it be

HER ANTENNAE TOO BIG FOR HER GOTDAMM STRAWPAGE

oopsies lost myself for about six years there