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I was literally commiserating with my friend yesterday about how much life sucks and how much it’s a good thing we don’t own guns

@SomaKazima2 @offbeatorbit He’s so proud of 2 and 6 😭😭

This is absurd LMFAOOOOOOOO

d4vd has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas. He was arrested by the LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide division and is being held without bail.

@bgsexcaq8a @mimiscatalog Idk dog I got in after the waiting room and did some insane filtering

@vxvxlove @mimiscatalog how sway?

$30 act iii tickets next year

@DJZeeti The issue is that I need ideas for food that look normal and real not like gym bro slop

Down 130 pounds in a year .. that’s just a skill issue

@saintherons Seeing her at govball surrounded by a bunch of middle schoolers from Long Island <<<<<

ngl being in undergrad when sexyy red and glorilla was coming up was a time

This is so creepy but to have the audacity to take pictures of children in public must mean you got crazy shit on ur phone. Somebody investigate this weirdo ASAP

@genmafia @rahsh33m They’re clearly playing in their neighborhood. They did nothing wrong. Hg did exactly right getting them away from that creep.

@rahsh33m That’s just crazy. Where are their parents??

She just saved them babies 🙏🏾

We’re gonna see a rise in “dumb” tech and analog shit because this is fucking ridiculous. If you don’t turn off personalize ads off lit rally everything ur cooked

The way I would’ve asked for clean ass stairs to tracks 1 and 2 rather than a replacement for McDs

I think employers are thinking right now that people don't remember things but when it becomes a candidate market again, some employers are really going to struggle because the way they are treating people applying is just disgusting.

Our latest statement from the board on the recent use of AI by the @IDF @IDFSpokesperson @LTC_Shoshani.

@sixinchbeys @niggaolas I was scowering Twitter for streams all day

yall new here fr i had to watch beychella on pornhub for the first year

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

@cringefries @mcflurry_slut Aww I’m sorry babe I’m hoping you can get on Medicaid or something. And a ct scan and no ultrasound?? I mean idk if it covers everything but you’re def not getting comprehensive care

@vxvxlove @mcflurry_slut Unfortunately I’m currently completely uninsured 😞 if it gets any worse I’ll go to the hospital, but when I went the first time they pretty much just did a CT scan, denied me meds, and sent me home

Ovarian cyst literally ruining my life and the doctors are just like damn shawty that’s the way it be

Because it’s my natural circadian rhythm. If I force myself to wake up earlier than 10am, I feel tired and miserable all day. When I was working a 9-5 job I was constantly exhausted to the point that I thought I had chronic fatigue syndrome, but it was actually just me trying to force my body to fit a schedule it wasn’t meant for. Once i was able to put myself on a work schedule that fit my natural sleep patterns, the fatigue issues went away. Delayed sleep phases are really common in people with ADHD, but the simple truth is that as humans we are not all meant to function on the same schedule. A lot more people are suffering as a result of being forced into 9-5 schedules than we realize.

@parasocialyte @offbeatorbit I remember him saying his parents went out of their way to prevent his behavior and drug use when he was younger and he just circumvented it :/

@offbeatorbit does this kid just not have any family looking after him??? ik he's not a good guy but man this is just sad

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@cringefries @mcflurry_slut Isn’t this enough to be hospitalized?? Are you seeing a specialist? I saw a reproductive endocrinologist for my care at a fertility clinic instead of a regular degular OBGYn

@mcflurry_slut I just had a cyst burst right before my period and the pain has left me bedridden for multiple days. This is the forth time this has happened. The first time, I went to the doctor. Their advice? Lose weight and take ibuprofen.

@layxsnv If these were pastel pink I would buy them no questions asked and nothing can change my mind

I wonder if my man would be okay with this