Christine is blue

I've gained a few new followers recently, so, a few things to know about me: I curse. A lot. Also: #BLM #QAnonCult #TransRightsAreHumanRights #indigenousrights #BidenHarris #VoteBlueIn2022 #GetVaccinated #LGBT #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ClimateActionNow #ally for starters. 😁👋

@KitchenBites_ This is a crime against humanity. You should be ashamed. #notallwhitepeople

Everyone is making hot dog like this, after save this genius idea.

@MysterySolvents Not sure, but obviously not wonderbras.

What does this catalog sell?

@lady_valor_07 That is a Penelope, for sure.

I need a old fashion girls name that will fit her! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@EastEndJoe My banana has a bruise. Thanks, Joe!

What do you want to blame Joe Biden for today? Let’s get creative.

@LauraLoomer Ooohhhh, Jigsaw is big mad!

Shut up, bitch.

Oh no! Kristi Noem got fired? I'm super genuinely upset about this news. 😂

@RonDeSantis Have all the seats, Fancy Boots. In the Bible, God has no gender. God is pure spirit. Or, non-binary. Crack a book, Skippy.

A candidate for statewide office in Texas claiming God is “nonbinary”? That dog won’t hunt.

@MysterySolvents Bruises from when Trump's tiny balls slam into his chin?

What are those marks on both sides of Pete Hegseth’s lower lip?

@EastEndJoe No, but I'd maybe chip in to a GoFundMe to help pay their travel expenses to get here.

I have a Macallan 30 waiting to be opened.

@NoFilterSkin La vie est belle by Lancome. Get stopped at least twice a week by men and women asking what I'm wearing and where they can buy it.

LADIES : what’s the one perfume that got you the most compliments ? I’m talking people stop to ask what you’re wearing

This is the cutest thing I've seen in a long time. Brendan Fraser is adorable. Brendan Fraser gets excited talking about his experience at a hedgehog cafe in Japan! search.app/1mHD7

@GuntherEagleman Amazing he could lift that with you riding his dick all the time.

🚨Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just BENCH PRESSED 315 POUNDS like it was nothing! Remember Mamdani? LOL!!!!

@ProjectLincoln Tore up couch

JD has the charisma of a ___________. Go ahead.

@Bubblebathgirl Yes, please sue. Discovery would be glorious!! Also, Trump is a chicken.

Rosie O’Donnell defames President Trump: “Our president is a serial ped*phile r*pist and that’s what he is.” This is blatant defamation. It’s time for Trump to sue Rosie. This one is an easy case. Get Rosie, legally.

@RepNancyMace Is this like the driveway incident? #attentionwhore

The Lunatic Left showed up at my office today, apparently tried to break in and terrorize my staff. I won’t be silenced. I won’t be bullied. I won’t back down. South Carolina FIRST.

Be honest …. If you and your family were invited to The White House to have a sit down dinner with President Trump and the First Lady, would you go??

@SecKennedy @KidRock That video smells like cat piss and regret.

I’ve teamed up with @KidRock to deliver two simple messages to the American people: GET ACTIVE + EAT REAL FOOD.

@IvankaTrump I was thinking earlier that it was so nice that you and your creepy wax figure husband had basically disappeared. But..

Today, a new lunar cycle begins. The Year of the Fire Horse calls us to courage, to energy, to intention, and to fearless creation. It is a year for bold ideas, decisive action, and turning vision into something enduring. I am stepping into it with clarity and conviction, ready to bring forward projects I have been quietly nurturing, ideas nearly ready to meet the light. I cannot wait to share them with you. Forward, with strength. With gratitude. With purpose. Excited for what is ahead. Happy Lunar New Year 新年快乐 ✨🐎🔥

@RossKneeDeep Gas cap

Just for fun...

Would you vote for this ticket in 2028?