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@run_crash_run @BBCSport

@BBCSport Any sign of his split times?

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯 Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions. Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

@rndThursday Possibly the easiest character in the game

ironclad is hot ass in sts2

After Paul Lim made history last night, we can’t not do a giveaway! 😉 To be in with a chance of winning a signed set of Paul Lim G9 darts and a signed set of his K-Flex, all you have to do is: Like Retweet Follow @joshpearson180 Winner drawn 22nd December, good luck! 🤞🏼🎯

@AVFCStatto Can you pull up any stats to back up what we already know is true?

Best penalty saving goalkeeper in the world. Argue amongst yourself for number two as we have number 1. #AVFC

@DeadStarLegacy @MegaCrit Bro if you don’t want to save scum, then don’t. It’s not that deep. Go outside, take in the fresh air.

@MegaCrit Leaving in save scumming comes off as virtue signalling. You could leave it for the most part but at least have 1 mode or last ascension without it. I forgot it’s 2025, anything remotely challenging must be devalued with a cheat bailout or we’ll hurt someone’s feelings.

OoooOOooo... it's time for the October 2025 issue of The Neowsletter! 👻📨 This month's spine-chilling topics include: 💀 A deep dive into The Necrobinder! 🎃 The return of Mega Crit-or-Treat! 🎩 Slime Boss and Louse plushes! 🧩 A spooky Spire Connections puzzle! ➕ ...and more!

@AVChappy @Shane_Parry @AVFCStatto This is promising 😂

@Shane_Parry @AVFCStatto None of them surprisingly, Wednesday and Newcastle finished 7th. Swansea and Palace finished 11th

◉ Sheffield Wednesday (1993-94) ◉ Newcastle (2005-06) ◉ Swansea (2011-12) ◉ Crystal Palace (2017-18) ◉ Aston Villa (2025-26) 🆕 Aston Villa become the fifth team to have failed to score in their first four Premier League games of a season 😳 #AVFC

@danbardell @J_Tanswell I’ll be there

If @J_Tanswell and I did a live event next week in Lichfield, would people come? Cabbages not allowed. #AVFC

@TheNKDD @MegaCrit 1000*

@MegaCrit I can't take this anymore Mega Crit. i need to spent 100 hours in STS 2

The August 2025 Neowsletter is here with a splash, marking 1 year since the Neowsletter was first published! 🐋💦 This issue features: 🧪 New StS2 relics and potions! 👾 Another new enemy! ❓ Fan Q&A! 🧩 Slay the Spire Connections! 🎨 Community highlights! Link below! ⬇️

@astonvilla___ Absolute joke 😂

Tielemans 😂 x.com/backup1098754/…

@MAGnusb0b @ZachBerry143707 @joshpearson180 Triple crown = World Championship, World Matchplay and the Premier league. Hope this helps pal 👍🏻

@ZachBerry143707 @joshpearson180 So he won fuck all, not Triple Crown

LUKE LITTLER WINS THE 2025 BETFRED WORLD MATCHPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BOY WONDER COMPLETES THE PDC TRIPLE CROWN!!!!!!!!!!

@AVFCStatto @fbref @Stathead ‘You’ll never sing that’

No team has more points-per-game played in Europe's top five leagues since March than #AVFC (2.67).

@dan_j_djp @anonymous_darts Yeah but if you miss 54 you won’t be on a double. If you go 20s and miss 60 you can ping another 20 and get a shot on the bull

@anonymous_darts 54 + 36 is 90 is it not? That’s my route anyway

MVG going for 18’s on 90 when Aspinall is sat on a double for the match 🤢

@AVFCStatto Wow that is a crazy stat 😂

#AVFC have now kept three clean sheet in their last four games in all competitions, more than they did in their previous 21 games (all comps). Turnaround 📈

@CalebFranzen This is what happens when 7 stocks make up 35% of a 500 stock index.

Despite the S&P 500's negative YTD performance of -1.75%, there are 267 stocks in the index (53%) that have a positive YTD return.

@TargetDarts @LukeTheNuke180 @harriet_jg

Did someone say...giveaway? ☢️ Win a set of @LukeTheNuke180 G1's to celebrate his cruise to the UK Open title 🏆 For your chance to win a set of Luke's darts and K-Flex simply follow these steps: ☢️ Follow @TargetDarts ☢️ Like and share this post ☢️ Tag one friend below 👇 We'll end this Monday 17th March at 12pm - so you have 2 weeks from now. One winner will be selected from across X, Facebook and Instagram. Good luck 🤞 #TeamTarget

@harriet_jg 🎉 🎉 🎉

My first paper from my PhD is now out 🎉 I’m so happy to see this finally in print - it was a really interesting imaging project where we observed bacterial invasion in the early stages of gastric cancer 🧫 Huge thanks to everyone involved ✨ onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.11…

@Tgarratt10 Weather does not equal climate

Is it just me or was Jan freezing 🤣

@richardosman 24 hours in police custody is a massive asset to C4. Great tele

New Q&A episode of #TheRestIsEntertainment out today, including insider goss on the two best shows on TV, 'Would I Lie To You' and '24 Hours In Police Custody'

@omorogiec @footballtweet Bro he’s on 300k a week, I think he’ll be alright.

@footballtweet Dude already unwisely spending his money. Taking an 80-minute flight every day would damage his portfolio. Why not marry her, or let her remain in England?

🚨 Jhon Duran will travel over 500KM a day to train with Al-Nassr. 😱🇸🇦🛫 The Colombian striker insisted on living in the neighbouring state of Bahrain with his girlfriend. 🇧🇭 This is because in Saudi Arabia you are not allowed by law to live with your partner unless you are married. He therefore will take a 80-minute flight to training every day from Bahrain to Riyadh, where Al-Nassr are based. 🗞️ @TheSunFootball