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David McAleer
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Liverpool FC, Good music, Golf!! That's about it!! #YNWA
Belfast Bergabung Ocak 2011
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@ShaneLowryGolf @Shanemcloughl10 @TheMasters You look like the guy everyone wants to go for pints with!! Good luck for Sunday big fella!! 🍻
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I’ve been lucky to experience some cool things in my career…today was another @TheMasters ☘️
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114 years on, Belfast witnesses a full-scale drone Titanic depart into the night...a powerful tribute.
#titanic #rmstitanic
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@StanCollymore Game is gone Stan.. don’t seee how we can ever get it back.. just a business now ☹️
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🚨 WOMAN REVIEWS A HUMAN BABY LIKE IT’S A DEFECTIVE AMAZON PURCHASE
“This is my fourth model.”
Arrived early. Bigger than expected. “Lots of hair.”
Unboxing was “chaotic” and “a little painful.”
Craftsmanship? “Truly amazing.”
Performance? “Some weird glitches.”
“It randomly shuts down during the day.”
“At night it just alarms all night - no off switch.”
“It leaks a lot and stains your clothes.”
“No manual… we’re really just going based on vibes.”
Runs exclusively on milk - “anything else would break it.”
Accessories? “That’s where they get you.”
Shipping time: nine months.
Despite everything…
She still gives it 5 out of 5 stars
Still says she’d “highly recommend”
Then casually shows an "older model" that now runs on “berries and chicken nuggets.”
Is this the most unhinged product review ever recorded… or the most accurate description of parenthood the internet has ever seen?
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