Ste Hoare

@ChrisMacca_81_ Think that lad was Plan B haha, Plan A was Munoz

@stehoare Well I hope you're right but when club legends, vice captains, No1 keepers etc all want to leave and a club that uses income to fund signings brings in no sales income, I think I'd rather be Newcastle getting on with it & reinvesting. Unlike us (Guehi) they'll have a plan B

Newcastle are having some window

@ChrisMacca_81_ Losing Konate for free is the big shocker to me, the rest I’m fine with. As the manager said today, they’re in the market for more players. I didn’t expect too many signings by this point, as long as they’re all manly in place for the Anfield friendlies, that’ll be fine.

@stehoare Oh and I would also add they're getting money for all those players - we just lost Salah and Konate for absolutely nothing!! Intrigued how you think we're having anything other than a shocker

@Ryan_C_E I’d 100% prefers to be called Steven than Steve too.

@stehoare Avoids the Steven/Stephen question, has to be an advantage?

No need tbh

@ChrisMacca_81_ Are you genuinely suggesting that the team who lost Tonali & Gordon, whose captain wants to go to Arsenal, who’ve now been public gazumped for another top target and have signed an 18 and 20 year old are having a better window than Liverpool?

@stehoare Jesus, it's better than ours. They're actually out there replacing the players they've lost

@lukebatts @anon_opin

@anon_opin @stehoare

People called Steve who abbreviate their already-one-syllable name to Ste are the laziest shit fucks ever. I'd never employ anyone who called themselves Ste, which screams shortcutting slacker.

@tizlad @bazzagarlow2 @NathanShapland_ Thanks for the advice mate

@stehoare @bazzagarlow2 @NathanShapland_ Liverpool have got more than enough problems of their own. Need at least 5 players in, so taking the piss out of Newcastle should be the least of your worries

@bazzagarlow2 @NathanShapland_ As long as they’re in place by the start of August, I think we’ll be fine.

@stehoare @NathanShapland_ Touché 😂 I think we should have had 3 or 4 deals all sorted by now tbh we're half way through July, we've known for about 9 months that there's serious holes in that squad that needs fixed after that shitshow last season. Add in losing Mo Robbo Ibou also, they need to quicken up

@bazzagarlow2 @NathanShapland_ Depends how bad you think it's been haha. Missing out on Diomande is shite, the rest is just a normal start to a window I reckon.

@stehoare @NathanShapland_ You taking the piss Ste? Need to know before I bite 😂

@NathanShapland_ Has ours been that bad?

@stehoare Even worse than Liverpool is some going

@charlhennessy1 ❤️

Finally. It's been a long, hard battle I've lost count of how many times i have wanted to walk away. The number of people this will protect is incredible ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Just the last hurdle over at the lords now. Thanks so much for your unwavering support these past few years, Ste. I genuinely appreciate it so much xxxx

@Ashley799718091 Indeed

@stehoare Yeah got it wrong again Ste 😆

Haaland scores a hat-trick here imo

@stehoare Get fucked

Haaland would be fully justified if he ripped Sorloth’s head off at half-time.

@alexjamesbooth I’ve literally put a bet on it (wish I hadn’t now though tbh)

@stehoare It’s not your opinion. Come on

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@alexjamesbooth It’s not what?

@stehoare It’s not though is it.