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No one: Literally not one person ever: Eric Swalwell when he sees a prostitute:

The Kyoto Aquarium in Japan keeps a wall-sized flowchart tracking the romantic relationships, breakups, and drama between their penguins. They update it every year. Red hearts mean couples. Blue broken hearts mean it’s over. Purple lines with question marks mean it’s complicated. Yellow means friendship. Green means enemies. One female penguin reportedly ended six relationships in a single year. The comment under her photo, translated from Japanese, described her as “basically demonic.” Another penguin was caught dating someone 17 years older who also turned out to be their great aunt. And penguins who get broken up with sometimes refuse to eat. Apparently the staff say wing-flapping means flirting, grooming each other means it’s official, and if a penguin steals another penguin’s egg… well, it’s exactly what it looks like.

Backstory: George Harrison wrote it. Beatles dissed it (as usual). So his pal Clapton came & rocked: White Album ‘68. Rolling Stone Mag snubbed Prince, omitting him on “100 Greatest Guitarists” list. So he snubbed THEM with this performance.

During the 1987 Slam Dunk Contest in Seattle, Michael Jordan famously took flight from the free-throw line to secure his first-ever dunk title.

🚨 KEN GRIFFEY JR. IS NOW THE HIGHEST PAID PHOTOGRAPHER AT THE MASTERS — AND MOST PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA Not a media guy. Not a career photographer. He’s on the course getting paid at the highest level capturing iconic shots like he’s been doing it his whole life. • Ryder Cup credentials • NFL, MLS, MLB sideline access • Shot the Home Run Derby… a contest he dominated as a player • Back at the World Baseball Classic 20 years later, now behind the lens The crossover makes zero sense… but it’s real. And while he’s working? Fans are still stopping him for autographs. So he’s basically doing BOTH jobs at once. From baseball icon… to highest-paid photographer at The Masters. How does someone retire from one elite career… and quietly take over another like this?

This is one of the greatest photos ever taken by a human…so far.

"you need a degree to build a house" Men without degrees 500 years ago:

Carlton overreacting by running through every set from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" is one of television's best moments; actor Alfonso Ribeiro said he kept it a surprise to the cast and crew, telling only the director to have the cameras ready to follow him wherever he went.

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BREAKING - The woman who made a video hoping Iran would find the downed service member and hold him hostage as leverage against the US has been identified as Melissa Halverson, who works as an administrative assistant at the Green Apple Pantry in Michigan. You know what to do.

@AOC LOL. Spare me.

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted. To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

Clinton bombed Serbia's power plants for 78 days. Obama destroyed ISIS oil infrastructure serving millions. Neither faced war crime charges. Now the same media calls Trump's possible Iran strikes a war crime? The legal standard tells a very different story.

A homeowner in North Fort Worth is asking for help identifying a young teen seen cruelly chasing and shooting two dogs with gel bullets ("Gellets"). Ring camera footage shows the teen relentlessly firing at the terrified dogs as they try to hide. He is seen getting on his knees to shoot underneath an SUV at one dog trying to take cover. Gel bullets can be heard striking cars in the driveway and the side of the house. One dog is cornered between two homes as the teen continues advancing. Fort Worth PD has been notified and is investigating. Those poor dogs! And people wonder why there are some dogs that attack. Who does this stuff? Maybe someone should chase him and do the same. Don’t ever let that kid own a real firearm. Where’s his parents? 😤

What happens when you put Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour—the two Mirandas, as it were—in a room together? A wide-ranging conversation about fashion, family, friendship, and yes, the forthcoming sequel to “The Devil Wears Prada.” “In terms of Miranda, and coming back to that character 20 years later, I did think honestly about Anna, and tried to imagine what it was like to carry her responsibility and to be as interested in the world and curious as she must have to be,” Streep tells Greta Gerwig in Vogue’s May 2026 cover story. And what did Wintour do when she heard the rumours that “The Devil Wears Prada 2” was happening? She called Streep, of course. “I knew she would tell me if it was going to be all right,” Wintour says. “I trusted her implicitly.” Read the full story at the link below: vogue.com/article/meryl-…

@RepSwalwell LOL

The President must be removed. If Congress is too cowardly to do it, his own Cabinet must.

THIS IS SO GOOD

A pet meerkat reacts when it sees a predator on TV. 🦅

This is how the craters on the moon were formed..🐶🐾😅

@FmrRepMTG I guess no Bridge and Power Plants Day celebration for you?

25TH AMENDMENT!!! Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization. This is evil and madness.

NASA's Artemis II just released the first photo of the far side