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This ball was 150naira for size 4 and I think 120naira or so for size 5.
I remember when it became 180naira.
We had won a competition at the time and the first price was 1000naira.
We agreed we'd buy the ball and keep as our special ball only for matches, so we gave the captain 150naira for the ball.
After sharing the money, we decided to keep 200naira in the team's account, still with the team captain.
The following Saturday, he came to the field with the ball and told us he bought it for 180naira.
Omo! Team nearly scatter. We believed he was lying. Some people had to follow him back to the market to confirm.
He left the team with his brother after that incidence. He later rejoined sha but was never like before.
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stop lying bro, this ball was never sold for N400. the lowest price we got it was N1500
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
This ball is now sold for 8k, we used to buy it for N400.
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@niff_wizzy I be 94 pikin. I remember that ball state at 120 for very long.
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She went from barely holding on to swimming home again 💙
For more incredible turtle rescues, follow The Turtle Hospital on Instagram: thedo.do/marathonturtle… TikTok: thedo.do/turtlehospital and YouTube: thedo.do/TurtleHospital.
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“This [Bola Tinubu] is a man I am willing to stake everything on.
...because he brought Nigeria back from the brink of economic collapse, when our net foreign reserves stood at barely $1 billion.
This is the only administration that has the shortest ASUU strike ever."
— Seyi Law praises President Tinubu for economic, educational, and infrastructural development.
#APCNationalConvention2026
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I bought a paint of crayfish for 10k. She told me it was 11,500.
I begged her for 10k, she agreed. She packed it for me and I paid her and left.
I went further inside the market and saw the same paint of crayfish for 8k. I went back to the woman that sold hers for me for 10k.
I told her that I went inside the market and saw it for 8k so I will like to return the one she sold to me, she refused.
In fact, this woman stopped talking to me immediately she refused. It was like I wasn't standing in front of her. I looked at her with disbelief and quietly left there in pain...

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@GossipMillNaija Mitch’s wey no Dey show statement of account. Mae she calm before he business go spoil
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“Our families met on virtual meeting Friday 20th of February, 2026 including myself and David. I accepted my wrong doings and scoldings from the family members. After the deliberation, it was decided that I should write a letter of apology to David, make a retraction video on my status and apologize to David. Thirdly, my parents should visit Ile-Ife for the physical apology”
- Adeife says as she issues another apology video having falsely accused David of being a rapist.
AOJ is on Fanatix𓃵@aojjustaoj
OAU student falsely accused of rape has issued a legal notice to Adeife.
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“The way men think they look good”
Lenu baboon 😭🤦🏾♂️

anikssss 💕👀@opeyemissy
The way Nigga's think they look good after marriage is hilarious, go and fix that hairline and the belly
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@fattylincorn_01 If them ask this bleached pig how he is trying now, she will have nothing to say! Truth is that alot of whores are benefitting from apc cos theres so much money being looted&the irresponsible criminals in apc are spending lavishly on the their whores!!! She has her reasons
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@Sadiq90s @dammiedammie35 Man is a thief. Man is a coward. They have everything against him. They have bought him , used him and abandoned him. Intellectually he no get sense.
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@dammiedammie35 Man is not a coward.
Man is not a thief.
They don’t have anything against him.
They can’t buy him or his loyalty with money, power.
Intellectually elrufai is miles ahead
I don’t see any minister from these present government that can match elrufai intellectually
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