@BIRDIBEL@lifeofjeyxx@UtdMaI Just came on here to post this and boom, here you are. Even Sadio Mane had been more electrifying than CR7 before Senegal's exit.
Best World Cup performer from each league so far:
🏴 Premier League — Erling Haaland
🇪🇸 La Liga — Kylian Mbappé
🇩🇪 Bundesliga — Michael Olise
🇫🇷 Ligue 1 — Dembélé
🇺🇸 MLS — Lionel Messi
🇸🇦 Saudi League — C. Ronaldo
@UtdMaI It won't work. Two of the names are new to English football, and won't have a good first season together. Secondly, there'll be discontent among squad members, Mainoo specifically. He won'tbe guaranteed much playing time with competition from Tchouameni.
Manchester United fans crying over missing out on Mateus Fernandes or Tonali might need to relax.
Imagine ending up with Alex Scott, Aurélien Tchouaméni, and Ayyoub Bouaddi in midfield instead.
Young, technical, athletic, press-resistant, and likely for far smarter fees than the ridiculous numbers being thrown around for others.
If this is the midfield rebuild next season, we might actually look back and say INEOS got the best deals in the market while everyone else was busy overpaying.
@vgpensions1 Hello admin. My name is Atom Eric Tivlumun. I have been trying to complete my details on the Pencom site but am stuck at employment records. My employer, Ministry of Foreign Affairs, is not listed and I cannot proceed.
Thank you.
@vgpensions1 Hello admin.
My name is Atom Eric Tivlumun. I have been trying to complete my details on the Pencom site but have been stuck at employment records.
Apparently my employer is not listed. For avoidance of doubt, my employer is Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Thank you.
@gtbank_help my account name is Atom Eric Tivlumun. Between 3rd and 8th I have been deducted #100 stamp duties three times, in addition to #50 stamp duties for normal transactions. Funny thing is the last deduction was done without a transaction. Is that normal practice or fraud?
@gtbank_help Is this the normal practice to deduct stamp duties every single day on an account, even when transactions are not done or transactions fail?
@gtbank_help Why am I seeing deductions for stamp duties for 2 consecutive days on my account? I was deducted stamp duties for transactions that failed? This is fraudulent.
The meeting discussed the expected Declaration from the 11th Summit of OACPS Heads of State and Government scheduled for 28 and 29 March, 2026 in Malabo, as well as other sundry issues of benefit to Member States of the organization.
I was at the special session of Organization of African, Caribbean and Pacific States (OACPS) Council of Ministers meeting held today at the Sipopo Conference Center in Malabo, Equatorial Guinea.
The 8th Nigeria-EU Ministerial Dialogue was held in Abuja on 23rd March 2026. It was co-hosted by HE Yusuf Maitama Tuggar, Honourable Minister of Foreign Affairs, Nigeria and HE Kaja Kallas, High Representative of the EU for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy
@CheapOair I am experiencing a worrying trend with your agency. I have requested that my booking be canceled, yet I keep receiving payment declined messages. Are you trying to run my card without my consent? That is fraudulent.
The Ambassador-Designate of the Kingdom of Blgium to Nigeria, Patrick Englebert, paid a courtesy visit to the Nigerian Embassy in Belgium to discuss mutually beneficial bilateral issues. We wished him a fruitful tour of duty to Nigeria.
Scarlet Johansson...
There’s an airline crash in the Pacific.
The only two survivors are a young man, Steve, and an unconscious young woman.
Steve finds the young woman clinging to a piece of debris. He tows her to a small, deserted atoll.
The young woman does not regain consciousness for a week. In the meantime, Steve cares for her; keeps her sheltered, watered, fed and clean.
When the young woman finally comes to, Steve is shocked when he realises that she is actually Scarlet johansson.
It takes Scarlet another week or so to fully recover.
Once she does, they share their survival responsibilities equally. Steve is the better cook, Scarlet the better diver.
After a month or so, Scarlet begins to realise what a find Steve is.
He’s intelligent, unassuming, fit, not unattractive, caring, and he has made zero attempt to jump her.
Romance blooms.
Steve turns out to be an imaginative and enthusiastic lover.
Bliss reigns.
One night, some time later, while sitting around the campfire, Scarlet notices that Steve is a bit glum.
“Are you OK?” she asks.
“Yeah, I’m fine,” Steve says.
“No, you’re not, Steve. Something’s wrong. What’s wrong, Steve?”
“No, I’m OK. Really,” Steve says.
“Steve, if there’s something missing, something you need, I want to help.”
“I’m sorry, Scarlet, but you’d think I was really weird.”
“Weird!”, Scarlet exclaims. “I work in Hollywood. Steve, you have no idea. Please, let me help.”
“Are you sure?” Steve asks quietly.
“I’m sure,” Scarlet says. “What do you want me to do?”
“Well,” says Steve.
“Can you put on my cap and tuck your hair up in it?”
“Thanks. Now, can you take this piece of charcoal and use it to draw yourself a moustache?”
“Thanks. Now, do you mind if I call you Joe?”
“Joe?” asks Scarlet. “OK, you can call me Joe.”
A long pause in the firelight
“Joe,” says Steve.
“You are NOT going to believe who I’ve been sleeping with.”