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@Turbo81 I picked up a prescription at the grocery store once for one of my dogs and was cautioned that he shouldn’t drive while taking it
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Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)
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Biscuits (Chad Noonien Singh)
@drunkandcoding
Captain of the Cali-class Federation starship USS San Dimas | pro choice | anti maga | he/him | Black Lives Matter | @[email protected]
Hill Valley, CA Bergabung Şubat 2015
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"I watch 'The Matrix' for the plot."
The plot -
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Grabbed my son’s arm at the store and said “let’s grab some taters”. Then looked at his face, only to find out it was a random man. I was like omg! I’m sorry! Where’s my son? This random lady said “watermelon”. I looked back and he was playing bongo drums on the watermelons! SMH!
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@thetrueshelby @BrittanyinTexas Every redneck knows a car benefits from a few Speed Holes
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@spaceghost Oh god I hope that is a euphemism
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Midwestern Nice derives from centuries of Northern European peasants developing helpful relationships with everyone in the village so they don’t all freeze to death.
Southern politesse is about not accidentally starting a blood feud or a duel.
Nathan White@NPWhite717
Midwesterners are nice. Southerners are polite and may or may not be nice. Many of the most polite southerners I know are decidedly not nice.
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@Karl98Kurz Les mains de cet homme ne pénétreront jamais une femme
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Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.
LUIS@luisomor
Wearing gloves at the gym is insanely gay Your hands should be looking like this after spamming hundreds of pullups every week
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@Birdyword Brb inventing Jacket Potato Wellington
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@BiancoDavinci This is a single serving for we Americans
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@Timodc @Cubfan13241 They’re renaming it the Whore Muse Strait
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So initially we wanted complete surrender in Iran and freedom for its people. Now we are looking into a Trump/Khamenei Joint Venture LLC with a toll booth that takes Melania coin on the Strait of Hormuz.
Faytuks News@Faytuks
Trump tells reporters that the Strait of Hormuz may be jointly controlled by "me and the Ayatollah"
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“Conan, what is best in life?”
“To go to bed at nine-thirty. To put on warm socks when it rains and eat soup. To chide young people about their ways, which I do not understand.”
New York Post@nypost
Arnold Schwarzenegger, 78, undergoing brutal gym prep for 'Conan the Barbarian' sequel trib.al/KSSi4Aq
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@AndrewHilaryUS Sundried tomatoes have some sweetness to them and the lemon butter cuts it
pathculture.com/food-recipes/c…
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@drunkandcoding That’s crazy, I don’t think of lemon going with tomato at all
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Trying something new for dinner. Threw some chicken breasts, goat cheese & a jar of sundried tomatoes in the crockpot. Gunna wait until it’s almost done and dump a bag of spinach in there and eat it on some pasta. Friends who know how to cook, Is there anything else I should add?
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@octopuscaveman “James Lipton hates this one weird trick!”
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@drunkandcoding Exactly. Nicholas Cage does something similar but with hot sauce
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I read the article so you don’t have to. He put spatulas in his ass.
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