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Available NOW in paperback, hardcover and digitally, the least political ostensibly political book ever written, MIKE PENCE & ME.
amazon.com/dp/B0C9SQHJGP
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Bryan O'Nolan
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Bryan O'Nolan
@BryanONolan
King of Hy-Brasil. Mackerel cracker, eater of Death Cookies. Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. #1 Best Selling author.
The Shire Katılım Nisan 2016
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@el_yardo Ah, sort of a psychedelic life-flashing-before-your-eyes thing
I can dig it
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I like to imagine that there are whole chunks of the country who are, like, “Tree? What is this ‘tree’ you speak of?”
Civixplorer@Civixplorer
🌲 Tree cover density in North America.
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@bendreyfuss That's the bed they'd give you at the Tower of London after a session of The Rack.
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I’m going to need a lot more than 3800 euro a month to sleep in this twin bed.
Oluwatimileyin✨🦋@Timmysofine
Finland is offering artists up to €3,800/month to slow down and just make work. No exhibitions required, no performances. Just you, a quiet countryside residence, and two uninterrupted months. The Saari Residence 2027 is open to artists, writers, poets, translators, composers and curators of all nationalities. Collective applications (up to 10 people) are also welcome. Deadline is 31 March 2026 and it’s free to apply. Full details on koneensaatio.fi/en/saari-resid…
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@varadmehta Avenatti's fall from grace stole from me the notoriety of naming his cadre of followers "bastafarians."
I still haven't forgiven him.
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Today's prayers:
Prayer for Congress, the president and his administration, your state and local leaders
@MRSpinkston85: continued medical issues; pray for remission and healing
@yourbuddyspooky: for 1 personal thing. God knows.
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@ConservaMuse “We thought the whole George Washington Cherry Tree thing was a myth because trees are a myth. So it’s ALL true?”
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@BryanONolan There are whole swathes of the country where if you tell them forests exist they are flabbergasted.
“You mean trees don’t always grow in single file lines like fences?”
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@BryanONolan It can be world expanding to attempt to see things through other's eyes.
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“Yeah, it’s cool. Sometimes the human likes to ride, too. It’s cute. I think it’s cute.”
Jim Pacing His Cage 🕊@iamisgo11
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@TerminalBirder “Tall and green, you say? Like the verdant grasses of the plains in summer?”
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Tehran lies about everything. They do so in order to hoodwink useful idiots here in the West. And it has worked for 47 years.
No more. All the cards are on the table now. If you still buy the bullshit spewing from regime mouthpieces in Iran, you deserve nothing but scorn.
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Every other candidate could drop into a sinkhole and I'm still not voting for Donalds.
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The way this reads it sounds like he got sent to the naughty chair.
New York Yankees@Yankees
Following today’s game, the Yankees reassigned RHP Yovanny Cruz to minor league camp.
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@RyanShinkel @ConservaMuse @Kurt_Steiner Only partial? DID WE LISE A WAR?
COME ON, BAMA. YOURE BETTER THAN THIS
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Bamahenge: American Empire!
(cc: @Kurt_Steiner)
Andrew@Dub__A
I love dragging my family to see stupid bullshit. Partial replica of Stonehenge in Alabama called Bamahenge.
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@bendreyfuss Actually, you would find this FAR MORE entertaining (and I mean that genuinely).
Bryan O'Nolan@BryanONolan
Available NOW in paperback, hardcover and digitally, the least political ostensibly political book ever written, MIKE PENCE & ME. amazon.com/dp/B0C9SQHJGP
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I just hate talking about Trump so much. No one has anything interesting to say about him. We’ve all said everything there is to say fifteen times over
(This tweet will prompt people to email me and be like “sorry resisting fascism isn’t entertaining enough for you, dilettante”)
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I can’t wait until we stop talking about Trump. It’s been so long since we could not talk about him. We’re only two years and change from his VP losing in a landslide to whatever moron democrats nominate who then sends 13 year old swimmers to run lesbian clubs in Yemen
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Depends what pockets the thief is willing to pick.
Neet@neet_sol
"Bro AI is taking our jobs" A man without any pants Fears not of pickpocketing
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