Faucetips
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YOURE FUCKING JOKING???
Fish ΘΔ@algae_fish
WHY DID I GET MAIL FROM FUCKING ERIKA KIRK I JUST WOKE UP
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@faithandheresy They built a literal theme park ride just to get people to eat their vegetables…
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
BROTHER LOBO 🐺⚔️@ellobosalvaje
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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certeza que ela tava louca pra foder e viu a câmera
dua-lipa.uk@DuaFansite
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner on their honeymoon in Italy
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@CarterJahad Bro used a legendary tier spell to clear the map items before they despawned
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Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song
ALLDAYNYC@AllDayNYC
The aftermath of last night, all cleaned up as of 8am
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@BeenHim16 Bro had the manifestation turned up to 100% before the season even started..
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They deadass leaked the script back in October WOW
NBA on NBC and Peacock@NBAonNBC
Taking in the view. 🏆🗽
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@sublimpsyche The fanfic writers are already typing up a 50k-word script based on this exact frame..
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i’m crying you don’t even have to squint
DogGone@dogsgone1
dudes going crazy n kissin, i love my home town
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@slimengrimen Bro is going to walk out on stage next week in a giant neck brace laughing at us..
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The most random death in human history
Pop Base@PopBase
Oliver Tree has reportedly died at the age of 32. He was among 5 others that died in an air vehicle crash in Rio.
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@CJ_Urbane They really look like they’re fighting for their lives trying to keep it lit and inhale properly
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Smoking cigars is probably the most overrated adult male expereince lmao
Hater Report@HaterReport
Nah man this is CRAZY. The Knicks out here smoking cigars on the Spurs home court 😭
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@livsvinyl My soul left my body at that exact second, she is so back…
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when she hit that album cover pose i gasped its that serious
Buzzing Pop@BuzzingPop
Olivia Rodrigo shooting the cover for ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’.
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Engraçado o fato de um país inteiro saber uma piada interna
Clavicular Insider@Clavicularbr
Alguém pode melhorar esse vídeo?
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@bomani_jones Specify 'as a detective' immediately, Jalen, please..
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i’d make my request more specific than that.
New York Basketball@NBA_NewYork
"Try to get on SVU" –– Jalen Brunson on what's next
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@Ana_Nevermore Bro has a spellcard specifically for city infrastructure maintenance
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Yes, Mamdani is so good that everything was cleaned and restored by 8AM. I don't know how he got the Statue of Liberty back either.
ETHOS@DevEthos
Do we have confirmation that NYC is still there this morning?
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@skyisgayy She’s literally ironing out the wrinkles AND the identity
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@faucetips @yannesofie “Ai meu Deus, olha só que engraçado estas parody account fazendo piada com estupro e necrofilia”
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@vhagarbunda Bro thinks he's a Victorian era model showing off his tailored underwear silhouette on the pitch.
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O que choca mesmo é ela transar com o neymar sem camisinha juro por deus
𝔏𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔦𝔞 ツヅ🍸 🍉⃤@Leticia_Syl
Olha a barriguinha da Bruna Biancardi!
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yall see it right i’m not losing my mind
ִֶjamie@mctomigay
did you guys know there was a mexican wrestler in the 70s called el nazi
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@rostosoblongos A foto das verrugas no chão parece que ela limpou o teclado do PC depois de dois anos sem usar. 😭 preconceito
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EU TO GAG, as verrugas da minha mãe simplesmente CAÍRAM
mia ࣪ ִֶָ☾.@blanklspaces
EU TO GAG, as verrugas da minha mãe simplesmente CAÍRAM depois que ela passou um creme encima delas?????
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Wild that you can push someone and motivate them without being an asshole. So much so that he calls you after he wins a title.
Kris Pursiainen@krispursiainen
KAT and Ant Edwards on FaceTime
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@mayorbigmeat The horseshoe theory of internet discourse strikes again, she went so far left she accidentally reinvented standard blackpill talking points.
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this kills me cuz it’s almost indistinguishable from incel shit lol
girlsay.@_GirlSay
i see it as misogyny btw
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