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Houston Rockets Rookies as Family Guy characters @TAR13ASON @jabarismithjr @tytywashington3 #TariEason #JabariSmithJr #TytyWashington

@JGSupremacy4 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

So ready for 4 to give Houston bta.

How is the announcer debating between flagrant one or two LMAOOO

@AlexOneMoreTime @bens0xred @TheBeatwriter In your defense that would have been really cool 🤣🤣

@bens0xred @TheBeatwriter Nvm I just read OP. It said fastball. I’m dumb

This is the slowest fastball Chapman has pitched in the Statcast era, according to Baseball Savant.

@AidenBF56 @brendan_camp maybe he thrifted it

@brendan_camp His signing bonus was only 10K lol how can he afford a custom piece?

Jorge Juan in his season debut for Portland: 0.0 IP, 0 H, 5 ER, 3 BB, 2 HBP, 0 K 20 pitches (3 strikes, 1 whiff)

@spectatorindex @Kalshi Oh good the news account is posting a gambling ad

Chances of US-Iran nuclear deal before June rise to 32%, according to @Kalshi prediction market.

@BaddiesReality @Blacksword011 Worst not worse but yes everything else is completely right

@Blacksword011 Anybody that worked in the food industry knows that the after church crowds on Sunday are the WORSE human beings on earth. Evil people.

@JoestarJokic shaedon sharpe is the center

if Portland continues to build with him at the center things will get ugly quick this guy is legit awful

@SleeperWizards Sleeper accounts say all kinds of bullshit

Let’s say the Wizards get the #1 pick… Had the emergence of Will Riley impacted who they would take? Or is AJ still the guy?

@AsadNBA crop out the kalshi logo next time

Imagine if Reed had been starting for majority of the season

@MoarMosspato2 @ArtieReviews whole time i thought those were froot loops

@ArtieReviews The orange livesaver says: "Why so sour?"

I've been wondering for years now (since this meme was relevant) what joke the expiration date was obscuring

@andrewbloodIV @esidery @KalshiSports His entire value proposition is what if I post other people’s reporting but ALSO post shitty ads 😭

@esidery @KalshiSports This AI slop reporter account is fucking retarded. “Jazz: Caleb Wilson (91%)” What the fuck are you talking about? Why on earth does anyone follow this guy

2026 NBA Mock Draft via @KalshiSports: Wizards: AJ Dybantsa (67%) Nets: Darryn Peterson (53%) Pacers: Cam Boozer (81%) Jazz: Caleb Wilson (91%) Kings: Darius Acuff Jr. (52%)

@SirColeJerkin @Sixrande

@Sixrande IS THIS THE ORIGINAL I’ve had this one on my phone for like 8 years

@saintss08 @GregFinberg Ok bro 😭😭😭😭😭

@fdpaint @GregFinberg hey we have tanked fairly.

The Wizards will have just eight players available today vs. Brooklyn: Bub Carrington Will Riley Sharife Cooper Jaden Hardy Julian Reese Anthony Gill Jamir Watkins Leaky Black

@saintss08 @GregFinberg Yeah THATS who should be investigated 😆

@GregFinberg lmao if Brooklyn lose they need to be investigated by silver

@AintDunneYet Are Clifford and Carter not badly hurt by Monk returning? Both had their strong games with him sitting.

Easter Streamers 🐣 🥇🦬 Cody Williams 🥈Nique Clifford 🥉Jeremiah 0️⃣ Fears Collin Sexton Devin Carter Will Riley Gary Payton II Olivier-Maxence Prosper Brook Lopez 🎥 Kobe Brown Jake LaRavia Sandro Mamukelashvili Justin Champagnie #FantasyBasketball 🏀

@UnderdogNBA Silver boss call

Wemby inadvertently catches Jokic in the face. No foul called (it would have been his third). Multiple technical fouls called on the Nuggets in the aftermath.

@pazzoJD @UnderdogNBA would make sense to have him play today and vukcevic tomorrow but i may just go with leaky black tbh

@fdpaint @UnderdogNBA And he is eligible to play all remaining games

Lineup alert: Wizards will start Carrington, Johnson, Coulibaly, Riley, Gill on Saturday.

@pazzoJD @UnderdogNBA all ive found is their gleague affiliate was eliminated from the playoffs last night so its seems that would help his chances a bit.

@fdpaint @UnderdogNBA Is he????! We need to know

@Pacers No Ethan Thompson? 😢

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