Modern-day Picasso

@SixBrownChicks You played stupid games and now you get stupid prizes. Take your medicine.

Q5. OMG, y’all, my dream wedding is crashing down around me—7/11/26 is supposed to be OUR day, but I messed up ROYALLY by stepping out with my ex, and the fool SNITCHED on me like a total traitor! My ex FaceTimed my fiancé on my phone and showed me sleeping in his bed. 💔😤 Fiancé is ignoring me but I’ve shelled out EVERY LAST DIME for this extravaganza—venue, flowers, the works—all from MY hard-earned cash—and now my fiancé is straight-up ghosting the responsibilities! Rehearsal? Invites? He’s dragging his feet like he’s got cold feet for real! Where’s the MAN I fell for? He needs to STEP UP and get married…or will I walk down that aisle alone? Am I crazy, or is this a red flag apocalypse? HELP! #WeddingDrama #CheatingConfessions #SBCCHAT

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@arlawrencewrite @SixBrownChicks Dabu

@SixBrownChicks Find a new place to buy your weed...

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@SixBrownChicks Before anyone says things like, her body was a work of art, you must post pics — I need to see for myself before I’m able to provide feedback. 😂

Q5. I just turned 30, I have a job and I'm ready to settle down and spread my seed. I promised myself I wouldn't date a woman for potential anymore--I want to see receipts. Monique came ready to show them. She's a realtor, she's gorgeous, changes her hair often so I never see the same woman twice (unpredictable, I love it!) but, and this is a huge issue, her child's father was just released from prison and he's trying to come back into her life. He was in prison for deleting someone who flirted with her while they were at a club. Before you tell me to back away, let me tell you about Monique: Her body is a work of art. Her skin is like chocolate glass. She has a dimple in her chin. She's kind, educated, friendly, her 11-year-old son likes me and he's a great kid; plays basketball and the violin. But her murderous ex is on the prowl, trying to reconnect with her and she doesn't want to get involved with him…but they have a son. What should I do? She's my future, I know it. #SBCCHAT

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@PLucy81 @SixBrownChicks You must be from FL!

@SixBrownChicks A6. Naw u want to be there when he blows up to reap the benefits. Chile that man ain’t blowing up and he not gonna wash his ass. Y u hunching on a stink person? U nasty too.

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@CoochieBaDucci Your version of events doesn’t align with the information we’ve confirmed.

Im professional between the hours of 9 & 5, however someone pissed me off before 5pm ...I can't think straight. How do I say you're a lying through your teeth piece of shit in a professional manner #ProfessionalClapback

@NBailey1978 @SixBrownChicks Got ‘eem!

@SixBrownChicks You might want to rethink this before you get dysentery.

@babylonbetty @SixBrownChicks Homophobe?! He’s straight gay and doesn’t know it! Somebody touched him and touched him bad! He needs #Counseling

@SixBrownChicks Surely there are successful rappers that ALSO wash their asses where you’re from?? Why would you want to be with a homophobe??

@EvanAKilgore I was asking the same thing.

Can somebody please explain to me how "the Biden FBI" placed 274 agents into the crowd on January 6th... when Donald Trump was President on January 6th? Joe Biden had no control over the FBI before January 20th. Does Trump think we're stupid or am I missing something?

Starting December 1st, we’re all pulling up to Chipotle to order the Benito Bowl 🌯🔥—a show of love and solidarity for our very own #BadBunny ahead of his performance! 🇵🇷💫 Let’s make it a movement. #BenitoBowl #ChipotleChallenge #BadBunny #LatinoPride #SuperBowl #PuertoRico

@SixBrownChicks I don’t know what to say to this one. Maybe I should just delete your email.

Q6. My wife, the mother of my two young children, had to return to her childhood home to bury her father. She was afraid to go but she didn’t want me and the children to come with her. She was nervous, so I took off from work, left the girls with my aunt and I told my wife we were going to Minneapolis to handle this together. While waiting to board the plane, my wife revealed that her father was deleted because 8 years ago, she stole bricks (coc4ine) and money from her gangster boyfriend. (The gangster boyfriend was also deleted a few days ago.) The Somali gang-leader (her dead ex’s boss) was out of prison and getting revenge on EVERYBODY who stole from him. We began to board the plane. I told my wife to board without me because I left my wallet in the bathroom. I left her at the airport because I want to live. She’s still in Minneapolis and I don’t take her calls because I’m afraid the phone will be traced back to me and I want to live. She’s due back home any day now but I don’t want her here because my daughters and I want to live. What to do IF she makes it back? We want to live. Advice. #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks What a tangy web we weave when we conspire to deceive. You started off as a sidechick and stole the next woman’s man, Married him and Now, that woman is sidechick fighting for her spot back. …And he’s loving every minute of it. He’s the only one winning. Time to get smart.

Q5. Tiny dated Chanel for 6.5 years; he met me, we snuck around for awhile, then he dumped her, and we got married. I shouldn’t have to fight this ho to prove my husband and I are doing good. But I do. I’m a traveling braider. A new “client”books me, pays my deposit and when I arrive, Chanel’s grimy ass pulls up ready to fight. It’s happened twice already. Chanel wants me to know that she’s still with my husband. The “clients” set me up for her. During the last fight I dragged her across the floor with kankelon hair weave around her neck until she passed out. I’m tired of the fights. I’m tired of this ho. Tiny won’t do right but if we break up, Chanel wins. Advice. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks Leave.

Q4. I knew she was a turbulent, crazy Cancer and I loved the unpredictable energy she brought into the bedroom. She told me that she had “the troubles” during her last relationship and talking about it was hard. “I live in the present. I’m focused on the future.” I loved that. No past drama to haunt us. I had turbulence in my life and she kept me sane. I proposed and moved in with her. She checks my phones. Monitors my social media. She contacted an ex who commented on my photo; my ex told her to f—- off. Fiancée found her and threatened her with a broken bottle. I don’t want to marry this woman anymore; every moment I feel like I’m just skipping through the gates of hell. How do I escape without facing her consequences? #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks Don’t be a hater all of your life! She got the role — let her do her thing.

Q3. I was on an audition for a leading role, my girlfriend, a chemistry major, who never acted in theatre a day in her life, accompanied me for support. The casting agent invited her into the room and asked her to read with me. I didn’t receive a callback but my girlfriend scored a supporting role in the production. I’m the pretty one in this relationship; I like her because she’s out of shape and rough around the edges and her appearance makes me feel more beautiful. She stole my breakout role and I feel sick knowing that working on this production will lead to even better roles for her. She’s living my life and I hate her. There’s no intimacy, we don’t communicate but we must live together to pay the rent. I told her to quit the production to prove her love. She said, “If it was FOR YOU, you would have it.” But she STOLE the role. How do I make her see that? Advice. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks You should, Dumbass!

Q1. I was leaving my SideChick’s house when her ex-boyfriend drove by and ran over me. (He had been circling the block while I was inside.) I was in a coma for 2 days. I awoke when I overheard my mother-in-law in the hospital room telling my wife: “Just pull the damn plug. He ain’t got no job and those medical bills are gonna be hell.” My wife: “He ain’t sh!t but I don’t want to hear the kids’ mouths when I put him in the ground.” My mother-in-law: “When the LORD gives you a clean break, take it, dumbass.” My wife walked towards me and I screamed for help. She says they knew I was awake and they were joking. 🙃 I don’t press the issue because I’ll be forced to explain why I was in my SideChick’s neighborhood. But, should I fear for my life? #SBCCHAT

@sagethefox_ @FearedBuck I thought porn was art

@FearedBuck Stop watching this shit. Ban all porn. It has ruined our society.

Adult film star MissJohnDough has reportedly passed away.

@SixBrownChicks I can’t believe how people get caught up in these situations. I avoid messy things like this on purpose. Don’t 💩 where you eat.

Q4. My wife of 19 years lost her good-paying job because she ‘stood on principle,’ and ‘defended’ a meek coworker who was getting reprimanded by their toxic manager. Their toxic manager is loud, rude, but she’s also my ex, and current SideChick. Manager: “I fired your old b!tch today. I’m stressed…come see about me.” It was the best s3x ever. PROBLEM: Wife hired an attorney and is suing the company for age discrimination. SideChick was out on UNPAID LEAVE and her work phone records and text messages have been subpoenaed; OUR text messages are on those phones. Wife’s attorney has subpoenaed my cell/text records too. Wife may win the lawsuit, but she’ll leave me (and I won’t get my cut of the money). What’s my strategy to fix this? I’m not working and I need my wife’s support. Help! #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks If you feel you got played, it’s because you did.

Q3. Thomas told me he was trapped in an unhappy marriage with a bully wife. He says they’ve decided to separate but they still live together because it’s cheaper, but they live on separate floors of the house. We dated for a year and I asked him to move in but he refused cuz his wife got ill. My friend Door Dashed to his house and she said it’s a one story home, Thomas answered the door and his very pregnant wife approached to check the food order. I confronted him and he shut down. When I confront him he “loses the time,” and stares into the ink-black sky like a space cadet. He says it’s Adult onset autism, and drama or accusations trigger his space-cadet response. First of all, is his condition a real thing? Secondly, I can’t believe he’s gone through life like this, I feel played. Advice. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks Shave it for him

Q6. Remember the movie, Set It Off, when Jada’s character tricks with that nasty old man, “I’m in a bind Nate…” that’s my situation. My boyfriend lost his job last year and my checks aren’t making it. I was in a bind when I agreed to give this disgusting bus driver some play-for-pay action. Nasty man has flirted for months and I gave in cuz rent was due. He’s bald on top but he has very, very long hair down there. He said we’re gonna play “poke the bear 🐻 in the bush.” I don’t know what I expected, but I didn’t expect a long Frenchbraid wrapped around his 🍆. He wants me to unravel the braid with my teeth (“I’m in s bind, Nate”) and nibble on his short, fat bear 🐻. He paid. It was over. But I take his bus to work and he slips me cash but he also sends d!ck pics of his 🐻poking out from a mass of unkempt hair, or video of him shampooing his long hair down there and it’s the most disgusting thing ever. I need him but I hate the hair, the bear 🐻 and the visuals. Do I tell him to shave? Advice. #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks Get a job! Obviously, you’re not good at pimping since you did 14 years for it and now you’re just finding out that your pimp hand 🤚🏿 ain’t strong when you got your ass beat by a hoe.

Q4. I’m 63-years-young, and back on the strip after serving 14 years for p!mping. My original hos have aged out/moved away, so I started over again with a few (legal) runaways/and ex-addicts. I give them the ground rules; I take care of all expenses, food, clothing and housing and they work and bring me the money. I take them to the track and monitor their dates for safety but they don’t turn the money over. These new-age hos are getting paid on apps and whatnot and not bringing home a day’s pay. I tried to train 🥊 one to teach the others but she whooped my ass and dragged me around by my faux locs. These new hos fight back and they’re younger/stronger than me. They’re using me for food & housing. The game changed, but it’s the only game I know. Advice. #SBCCHAT

@SixBrownChicks Maybe I’m slow but, What in the hell is a nutter buddy?

Q3. My coworker, Killer D, (he moonlights as a DJ) is a nice man. His fiancée d!ed suddenly a year ago and I shot my shot. We’ve hung out several times and each time I initiate s3x he gets very aroused (I can see it/touch it) but he withdraws. The third time this happened I asked if it was something I did wrong. Nope. He was high and going doggy-style with his fiancée and she suffered an asthma attack and he didn’t know. She fell over and he went to sleep. The next afternoon when he woke up, she was cold and contorted in a horrible way and it still gives him nightmares. He created an Alter Ego, “Killer D,” to handle the trauma. He likes oral though and wants to glaze my face and $200 wig installs but he’s not tapping my p😿ssy. He’s in therapy but my patience is wearing thin with my lil Nutter Buddy. Advice. #SBCCHAT