diane

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Classic 😂

#bigfatquiz is nearly 20 years old. Used to be the highlight of the Christmas telly. People saying Rosie Jones is naff ignores the fact that the whole panel is.

@LewisSchaffer Not much

Do you like the tie I gave to Andrew?

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@MrHarrisKC Not the grey one no, never seen one like that.

@frogfaced remind you of anyone? xxx

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Good at booing, shite at footie.

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@LADbibleUKNews All three of the ladies did.

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lmfao hahahaha brilliant 👏 🤣 😂 😆 😄

❤️

Someone just grabbed the back of the Princess of Wales head and pulled her in for a selfie. Unbelievably rude.

@Steve_Laws_ The look on Myleenes face is priceless.

@seftoncouncil Is that green bins too?

Is your bin due to be collected on Monday? Our schedule won't change this bank holiday, so please leave it out as usual!

@MNSTREK4U @megynkelly He's gonna feel a little silly when he finds out we don't put them up our arses.

@megynkelly Ummmm legit question? Did they put it into the ummm front or the booty??? EMT/NURSE question! I’m not understanding the why of this tbh.

With any luck he’ll get Toxic Shock Syndrome.

@deathtospinach Hang out for dinner....in other words inserting veg where the sun don't shine, don't be fooled.

I’ve been messaged by a few scammers recently so you can imagine how relieved I was to finally be contacted by a genuine celebrity (I asked him and he said it was really him) It turns out that Hugh Jackman is every bit the gentleman I thought he would be, if a little formal…

Shaun #TheChase is in such a shitty mood now, come on Shaun, show em who's boss.

@naughtysteveh2 Wheeeeeeeeee

@frogfaced xxx