@MrHarris

@80s_Kidz He's just seen the price of diesel . . .

@IcarFaem @channel5_tv Entertainment - such as hunting and mistresses - such as your namesake enjoyed . . . You don't have to watch it.

@channel5_tv I never understand this urge to make us sit through a dramatisation of the worst things that happen. Like the people who videoed Diana’s funeral: WHY? This isn’t entertainment.

Martin Clunes stars as Huw Edwards in a new gripping drama exploring the newsreader’s hidden double life and his fall from public view. Power: The Downfall of Huw Edwards. Coming 24th March, 9pm. Watch | Stream on 5 #martinclunes #power #drama

@Irishgirlbragh_ @SkyNews Girl Guides UK age is 10-14. Now, unless their families have broken the law the "trans girls" still have penises. Are you happy with a 14 year old penis "owner" being in the same space as a 10 year old girl? Should we ask the authorities to check your hard drive?

@SkyNews Trans girls are girls, so they shouldnt be be forced out of somewhere they belong

BREAKING: Transgender girls have been given until September 6 to leave the Guides. trib.al/J9PGE2D 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

@frogfaced xxx

Why is Madgwick such a knob with his trigger finger? #UniversityChallenge

What happened in Golders Green yesterday was an abhorrence. What is even MORE abhorrent is people on this disgusting platform using those attacks for their own totally uneducated agendas and vitriol. Is it any wonder I have misanthrope in my bio? I absolutely fucking HATE people.

@ColinSpenc4257 Yes, as long as they're not from Greggs or anywhere else that doesn't know how to cook properly.

Sausage Rolls. Yes or No.

@OldSchoolUK Anybody else hearing Gene Hunt shouting at the kids "Don't let anyone touch my car or I'll come and stamp on all your toys"?

Bolton, England - 1970

@portraitinflesh Fuck's sake don't let the jumped up prick listen to Brown Sugar by The Stones or Hot Legs by Rod Stewart!!

What sort of little tit expects a song recorded in 1970 to be "evolved" on trans rights? Anyway, the lyrics of "Lola" *aren't* hostile to the title character; they're actually rather sweet, and even progressive, by the standards of the era. Eminem was SO right about this schmuck.

@MbarkCherguia Originally this had nothing to do with chivalry. Men, in ancient times, worse their sword on the left hip facing the right so women walked to the left of the men to avoid being injured. It just carried on through the generations.

Ever hear of this growing up?

Calling out @amazon #Amazon for this. On the right is a 2 inch package. On the left is the A4 cardboard envelope it came in. Seriously, Amazon - you put out adverts saying you're cutting 50% off your packaging and you do this? And it's not the first time, either.

@afandkjjames @dave24144975 It says Royal Mail on the front and back of his hi viz jacket.

@dave24144975 Where’s his uniform? Only got an hi-viz 🤔

Well done, Royal Mail—parcel received. And please, by all means, pop back for the rest of my garden ornaments whenever you fancy, you twat.

@emsie76 @dave24144975 And how do you know he isn't British???

@dave24144975 Come on now. Diversity is our strength remember?

@simonfrank27199 @dave24144975 @malcolm291956 Usual suspects? You're seeing skin colour and automatically saying usual suspects?

@dave24144975 @malcolm291956 Usual suspects. And i’m not talking about postmen. Find him , and sack him.

@ForeverRed29 @dave24144975 Usual suspects? You got some kind of agenda?

@dave24144975 Usual suspects. No wonder they’ve discontinued the use of facial recognition.

@80s_Kidz I was going to correct you and say he died aged 86. But Chuck Norris is hard. Chuck dies at whatever age he wants to.

Here's a German TV clip from 1984 of #ChuckNorris, who sadly passed away yesterday at the age of 89. Who recognises his sparring partner?

@ThrillaRilla369 You Americans can't even call it by it's proper name. It's a manual gearstick, not a "stick shift".

Be honest... could you jump into a stick-shift car and drive it without a problem right now? 🚘

@JamesLucasIT Rhapsody On A Theme Of Paganini - you all know which part . . .

What's the most profoundly beautiful piece of music you have ever listened to?

This 1932 animation produced by Walt Disney was the first cartoon ever to win an Oscar.

@thewimssaidno @AyoubKhanMP I take it you've never seen Catholics in St. Peter's Square . . .

@AyoubKhanMP And you wonder why people have a problem with a mass prayer being said in Trafalgar Square? Something that NO OTHER religion does. Read the room

I noticed you dodged the question about whether you would support the banning of Jewish and Christian events at Trafalgar Square! So perhaps you would like to clarify? Yes to all banning or does it apply to only one faith?