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My knob is the same size as a Greggs sausage roll. I'm no longer allowed in Greggs.

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The vet told us that James needs to lose a bit of weight. We have to stop giving him treats. I've been feeling sorry for him & giving him treats in secret. Found out my wife has too. So James has been getting more treats than ever before
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@perrigame Absolutely! It's like they give us a little sticker to play with whilst eating them all in one go!
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Nope. Just for me mate.
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Gonna start getting the cats to contribute to my Amazon purchases. I get the contents and they get the boxes to sit in. Think they defo should be paying a few quid towards these things
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@danni_ox_ Ha ha one for me, one for me mate.
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@luthersvolvo Agreed 100% also none of those bellends give a toss about 'Christianity' it's just engagement farming
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Luthers Volvo@luthersvolvo·
@giftedrascal Blue tick bastards, trying to make money by provoking responses. Best ignored
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I do try not to get involved with those Easter Egg nonces, but it's very difficult. Obviously they're doing it to inflame the ignorant
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@danni_ox_ Ha ha that's cos we have the same accent so saying it out loud it would be me mate 😁
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Danni@danni_ox_·
@giftedrascal I read that as “Just for me mate” as in, not for you, but your mate 😂
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Penny@phughes76340646·
I will never buy EASTER ✝️eggs for my family unless it says the word EASTER ✝️on the box If you care about what’s happening in our country you will do the same ❤️✝️🇬🇧
Ben Graham@BenGrahamUK

Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?

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Is the camera angle deliberately low for the final so the sponsorship billboards are always in the middle of the shot?
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@BenGrahamUK Obviously you're talking bollocks but you can buy yourself a couple of Jesus eggs with your engagement farming tweet
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Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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That footballer to Chappell Roan
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Hi trivago. It's important you understand that most people don't sit with strangers at breakfast and talk about how much they paid for their hotel rooms. Being honest I try not to talk to anyone when I'm on holiday
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@_GirlAboutTown_ Yeah, wanted a smaller town, it was just brilliant, ordinary people just going about their day on trucks and stuff. Did a horse tail, bit touristy but just some perfect views.
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Watching The Madison, absolutely going to sell everything and move with my Mrs kids, dog and cats and go move to Montana Such a beautiful place
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@Annjj Legend that boy! Both of em watching The Green Mile too 😁
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@Annjj We'll share it with Hector 🐶
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Flanjo@Annjj·
@giftedrascal Same, but obviously not with you the Mrs and the kids. I’ll see you there though. You can come for a hog roast.
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@Clarehorrocks1 He just has a bit of gloss at the weekends 😁
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Moustache@Clarehorrocks1·
@giftedrascal His paw looks like a human hand, kinda. Pink nail varnish?
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He's happy
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@Lizabidobay2 Couldn't agree more. Awful shite things.
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