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@KaCurrie_45 @GavinNewsom @RepSwalwell The EO is obviously illegal. The President can’t change election laws unilaterally. It’ll be blocked in court. No worries.

@GavinNewsom @RepSwalwell Sit this one out scumbag !

We’re challenging it. See you in court.

Before the war, the Strait was open to maritime traffic. Now the Iranians have transformed it into their personal toll road. No matter how you try to spin this, it is a humiliating defeat for Donald Trump. What a total loser.

@PeteHegseth @KidRock @USArmy You’re a disgrace. Eat a sack of ass you unqualified clown

@cuchovivas @highbrow_nobrow @R_JonAnderson No. When Trump took office in January 2025, the year-over-year CPI inflation rate was 3.0% (BLS data), up slightly from 2.9% in December 2024. That's moderate—not a crisis—and far below modern historical peaks like 13.5% in 1980, 11.1% in 1974, or even the 9.1% high in June 2022.

BREAKING🚨: This was EPIC 🔥 🇺🇸Trump: We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz 🇺🇸US Senator: But the SOH was already open before the war? So what was the point of whole war? You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING” 🔥🔥 BRUTAL REALITY CHECK⚡️🗿

@mrddmia When you’re ready to throw away the constitution. The judiciary is the only thing that prevents an authoritarian regime taking over.

Serious question: At what point do we just tell activist judges to fuck off?

Trump says the US is 'leaving soon' and has 'nothing to do' with the Strait. He started a war, lost it, closed the Strait, and now he's pretending it was never his problem. This is what failure looks like

@nicksortor It’s illegal. The President can’t do this unilaterally. It’ll be blocked by the courts. No worries.

🚨 BREAKING — IT’S OFFICIAL: President Trump has SIGNED an executive order RESTRICTING the use of mail-in ballots nationwide This SHOULD go into effect before the 2026 midterm elections A temporary measure until the SAVE America Act is passed! 🇺🇸🔥

Trump at war: 1. Start war. Do not tell allies. 2. Blow stuff up. 3. Demand regime change. 4. Blow up more stuff. 5. Demand unconditional surrender. 6. Get angry when enemy fights back. 7. Make threats. 8. Back down. Repeat. 9. Demand allies finish war. 10. Walk away.

The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

He doesn’t even get the irony.

@FatTiredDad @atrupar Nobody cares that you don’t like phish. lol.

@guy_phish @atrupar No, I understand the point. And I agree. Also Phish are terrible.

ABC: Iran still says no negotiations are taking place. So how do explain that discrepancy? LEAVITT: I think the American people are smart enough to not take the word of a terrorist regime

@Michael99466160 @FatTiredDad @atrupar I was quoting Leavitt. If she thinks the regime can’t be trusted, how are they having real negotiations?

@guy_phish @FatTiredDad @atrupar Which terrorist regime? The one blowing up boats? The one stock trading on national security? The one engaged in pedophilia?

@StateDept We started this war. We can’t give up without reopening the straight. Trump says it’s easy, SO DO IT!!

SECRETARY RUBIO: It’s illegal to bomb and sink commercial shipping. These are terroristic acts that Iran is undertaking in the Strait of Hormuz. Countries around the world should be stepping up and dealing with this.

@ScottJenningsKY It’s a question of whether it’s legal, moron.

I simply cannot understand why people are so angry about a ballroom that future Presidents will enjoy and is 100% privately funded. President Trump could save a kitten from a tree and it would still be a scandal.

@Moyeni_bj @highbrow_nobrow @Acyn U.S. importers pay our tariffs, moron.

@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn Trump collected $600B in tariffs from foreign exporters and used a slice to shield farmers from China's retaliation. Same playbook that worked last time.

Trump: We’ve taken in $600 billion in tariffs. I gave the farmers $12 billion last week. I took them out of tariff money. FC: Tariffs are overwhelmingly paid by Americans and contribute to higher prices and inflation. @Acyn (2026)

@AnitaBeer135319 @AdameMedia @georgegalloway He doesn’t, moron. He asked a reasonable question and she refused to answer.

@AdameMedia @georgegalloway Why the fuck u support this brutal regime

REPORTER: Why is the president threatening a war crime? LEAVITT: [Iran’s] best move is to make a deal, or else REPORTER: Which of those objectives would destroying a desalination plant most help? LEAVITT: NEXT QUESTION wow.