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Bad look @Kia to have your official Instagram account in Norway posting stuff like this.

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💸@DOGE Cuts of Useless US Programs 🇺🇸@POTUS 🎙️@DogeUpdateGuy reports these, I’m just putting them into lists. These are NOT satire. Week 1 (1/28/25-2/3/25) 1. National Squirrel Census ❌ 2.3M annually to count squirrels. 2. Federal Committee on Sandwich Standards ❌ 5M annually to see what legally qualifies as a sandwich. 3. Bureau of Uneven Sidewalk Awareness ❌ 1.8M annually to remind people of uneven sidewalks. 4. National Soap Carving Championship Grant ❌ 700K annually to keep the art of soap carving alive. 5. Bureau of Left-Handed Scissors ❌ 250K annually 6. National Moth Appreciation Day ❌ 250K annually 7. Federal Cheese Wheel Roll-Off ❌ 1.2M annually 8. Inflatable Pool Regulation ❌ 500K annually 9. The Duck Quack Research Fund ❌ 4M annually to prove duck’s quacks don’t echo. 10. National Database of Presidential Hairstyles ❌ 800K annually to catalog hairstyles. 11. National Pillow Fluffing Initiative ❌ 1.5M annually to ensure hotel pillows are at the correct fluff. 12. Elevator Music Standards Program ❌ 2.1M annually to ensure easy listening while in an elevator. 13. Federal Bureau of Traffic Cone Counting ❌ 1.3M annually to ensure all traffic cones are accounted for. 14. Office of Seasonal Pumpkin Oversight ❌ 800K annually to track pumpkin spice trends. 15. National Chair Spinning Safety Council ❌ 400K annually 16. Federal Kazoo Orchestra Grant ❌ 2M annually 17. American Cloud Watching Fund ❌ 1.1M annually 18. Dept. of Leftover Labeling ❌ 600K annually 19. Bureau of Ice Cube Uniformity ❌ 2.5M annually 20. Velcro Noise Study ❌ 1.7M annually to test what Velcro noise was the most satisfying. 21. National Bubble Wrap Stress Relief Study ❌ 1.4M annually 22. Bureau of Mailbox Feng-Shui ❌ 900K annually 23. Federal Balloon Animal Training Academy ❌ 2.3M annually to teach clowns how to make balloon animals 24. National Pretzel Untwisting Initiative ❌ 600K annually to untwist pretzels for research 25. Department of Sock Pairing ❌ 1.8M annually 26. Federal High-Five Coordination Bureau ❌ 1.2M annually 27. National Ice Cream Cone Structural Integrity Lab ❌ 700K annually to find out why ice cream cones leak 28. Office of Puddle Depth Measurements ❌ 3M annually to see how much rainwater is collected in potholes. 29. Bureau of Alarm Clock Testing ❌ 1.5M annually 30. Federal Glitter Clean-Up Task Force ❌ 2M annually 31. Federal Bureau of Advanced Stapler Engineering ❌ 1.7M annually 32. National Institute for Memo Formatting Standards ❌ 1.2M annually 33. Bureau of Desk Plant Placement Optimization ❌ 800K annually 34. Commission on Conference Room Chair Synchronization ❌ 1.5M annually 35. National Punctuation Integrity Project ❌ 2M annually 36. Federal Grant for Binder Clip Durability Testing ❌ 900K annually 37. Office of Highlighter Color Coordination ❌ 1.3M annually 38. Research Initiative for Pencil Sharpening Efficiency ❌ 2.4M annually 39. Strategic Paperweight Development ❌ 1.6M annually 40. Office of Redundant Documentation Reduction ❌ 3M annually 41. Maintaining empty federal buildings ❌ 10B annually 42. Las Vegas Pickle Ball Complex ❌ 12M 43. Ukrainian Influencers ❌ 4.8M 44. Ice Skating Drag Queen Show ❌ 10K 45. Study COVID 19 in cats ❌ 2.24M annually 46. Study cocaine use in rats ❌ 420K annually 47. Girl Centered Climate Action in Brazil ❌ 3M annually 48. Duck Wetland Conservation in Mexico ❌ 421K annually 49. Breakdancing ❌ 33K annually 50. Paraguayan Border Security ❌ 2.1M annually