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@tripplsett_ U are mad bro 🤣 😂, madn't you?

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@afosstyle1 Definitely gym. I can always gym outdoor

If you had to remove ONE from your dream house, which would it be? A. Swimming pool B. Cinema room C. Gym D. Large compound

@itzsimplicity1 Working boy

Working

A groom asks his identical twin to stand in for him at his wedding while he attends the biggest meeting of his life. A thread

@Paul_cryptz Yeah 2021. It is all about placement. Funny enough I'm not a coloum guy though I was just testing this concept and it came out good.

@itzsimplicity1 Revit 2021 did this? Cuz mine doesn't appear this clean Moreover I told my guys that columns don't make buildings ugly if you know how to use it well ❤️

@MolaEmmanuell Lol. This is about a week work-hour work though

@itzsimplicity1 Wtf bro Just how much time do you have on your hands bro. You good tho

@FUNTOWorks Just a regular Sunday my bro 😉

@itzsimplicity1 nahhhh 😹💔 you cooking 🔥🔥🔥

@Brian_Githua Would love to learn if opportuned

@itzsimplicity1 Yes

Ending the month with complete project work.

@Tunji96 Tj mi..big ups

@itzsimplicity1 This is nice 👍

@arojinle1 My friend say na sickle cell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Check the comment for the most ridiculous sallah ram

@slimvnsn You created monsters 🤣🤣🤣

The problem started when I said "e choke" in a meeting. My colleague Linda from accounting paused mid-slide. She said, Is everything okay with your throat? I said, No, Linda, it means the numbers are impressive. She wrote that down. She literally wrote it down. Three days later she told our boss the quarterly projections were choking her. HR got involved. I work in Toronto, in a glass office where the only other Nigerian is a man named Tunde who has completely assimilated. The kind who pronounces "schedule" like he invented the language. He avoids me in the breakroom because I remind him of jollof rice and his mother's expectations. So I suffer alone. Last month I told a project manager that the deadline was giving me wahala. He emailed my supervisor asking if wahala was a vendor we needed to loop in. I now have a meeting on Friday about clarifying communication styles. The worst was when I said "abeg" to an intern. She thought it was a new productivity tool. She searched the internal software catalogue. By Tuesday, IT had opened a ticket. I tried explaining slangs to my coworkers once. Big mistake. Now every Monday morning, Kevin from sales greets me with "How far?" but he says it like "How far, my good man?" and waits for a response as if I am a foreign exchange student he is sponsoring. Linda has started saying "e choke" whenever she completes a spreadsheet. She does finger quotes around it. She has made a PowerPoint slide titled "Nigerian Business Expressions for Cross-Cultural Synergy." I sat Tunde down last week. I said, Tunde, you need to help me. They've weaponized our entire lexicon. He adjusted his cardigan. He said, I'm sorry, I don't really speak it anymore. I said, You were born in Owerri. He said, That was a long time ago. He stirred his green tea. No sugar. No milk. Just assimilation and regret. Yesterday I overheard my boss on a client call. She said the deal was giving her gbe body. I had told her "gbe body" means being alert. She now uses it to mean proactive. The client loved it. They want it in the brochure. I have created a monster. The office Christmas party is next week and Kevin told me he is planning to say "shey you dey whine me" during his toast. He has been practising pronunciation with a YouTube video titled "Speak Nigerian in 5 Minutes." I will not be attending. Every diaspora office has one person fighting for their slangs and one Tunde drinking green tea pretending he cannot remember the taste of chin chin.

If you’re a Muslim and this shows up on your timeline, please consider retweeting—it might reach someone who hasn’t completed their ṣalāh today. A small reminder can make a big difference. May Allah accept from us all, Ameen.

No long talk, go and complete your solat if you’ve not and if you’ve done that, retweet for others who have not. May Allah accept it from us.

If you’re a Muslim and this appears on your timeline, kindly retweet it so it can reach those who may not have completed their ṣalāh today. May this act serve as a reminder and stand as a witness for us on the Day of Qiyaamah.

#ThisWeekInUSNigeriaHistory in 2025, Nigerian chess master Tunde Onakoya made history by breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon alongside American chess master Shawn Martinez in Times Square, New York. #DYK Tunde is a U.S. Government Exchange Program alumnus. He’s one of 14,000+ exchange alumni in Nigeria driving impact across U.S.–Nigeria life, culture, and collaboration. #Freedom250 Photo credit: Chess in Slums Africa

@the_beardedsina It is a shame u all enable this people under the guise of being obedient and now this are monsters y'all made. See them for the nincompoop that they are and u won't be surprised when the act as such. Something as simple as respecting others choices of candidate becomes a problem

And you are????😂😂😂 Some of you overestimate your relevance on this app. Who are you exactly?

@Guccistarboi The only guy that loves every other artists without envy or competition not just wizzy

Olamide might just be the only guy in the industry who truly loves Wizkid without envy or competition.