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The anxious ADHD urge to be incredibly clean in common spaces but have your room look like a storage room and a landfill had a kid

I’m a healthy, double-jabbed 26 year-old. Why is my booster jab more important than a GP referring a potential cancer case?

the girls that get it, get it. and the girls that don’t, don’t!

I want too see Wilkinson so bad

I’ve just had a ‘you up’ phone call at 8.35am on a Wednesday morning. Yes I’m up I’m half way down the m62 on my way to work you scumbag

tea isn’t just a drink it’s a handwarmer it’s an experience it’s a love language it’s a friend

@TheComedyHumor @shannonxwalker I genuinely double took, thought this was you @Kyle_3man

Me: "I need to start saving money" Me when I get paid

Baby elephants suck on their trunks for comfort, just as human babies suck their thumbs

Weird if you want another lockdown

May you experience a miracle that you’ve been praying for that reminds you that everything is working out as it should.

If you make scrambled eggs in the microwave ye need to leave the kitchen