Shannon Walker

when you accidentally open your eyes while trying to sleep and now your sleep progress is at zero again

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation:

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

when I use "😔" this is what I want to convey

me doing nothing the whole day bc I have something i need to do at 5pm

Me when I forget my lip balm at home

Y'all weren't here

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was crazy.

I’m at the age where I get irritated when they change the layout of the aisles in supermarkets.

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

I'm officially at the age where if I see a chair I'm going to sit down.

"25 people have d!ed in this house" families in horror movies:

another childhood pleasure that had zero explanation

why is a fly landing on you so embarrassing. like ok, i’m poo……

when someone see I got headphones on and still trying to talk to me

9 year old me randomly telling myself im gonna remember this exact moment in the future for no reason