James

"It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest."

Some people just have a hard time believing there are sincere turbo sluts(endearingly) out there. I wouldn’t believe it if Blue was JUST being performative, she got dat dawg in her

@MilkTruckReborn Miss the bangers, but I understand pulling back from that

I'm a pic spam account now and I'm only a little sorry about it

@ContraPoints I mean it’s one of the few chances to see oneself as another beyond otherwise very controlled and artificial mirrored environments

I’m so narcissistic I even do this in Chic*go

@MariGO2thepolls Does he still go on about how guilty he feels for being wealthy?

Booooo stick to making pan sauces gusea

Been getting a lot of reminders how delightful, fragile, and temporary it is to be alive. Need that reminder sometimes. After overcoming several serious threats in the past, it's good to remember again the urgency of my one life. Today, and everyday, is for living!

There’s some part of me that likes being big-bodied, the masculinity of just being a unit. But then the other part is that it just takes a lot of energy and effort to move around and do more strenuous work. Want to both look unstoppable and BE unstoppable

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

Women’s body standards these days amirite?

tbh wish I was a little more vane

@pagan_hoetry You’re exactly describing Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer

@hecubian_devil Starting to believe that the major divide in politics in the US is between shame prone and guilt prone people. Right wants to reject the shame they feel, left wants to resolve their guilt

yeah but left wing mental illness is, like, depression. Which, notably, some studies have found makes you better at predicting future events than non-depressed people.

My black wife is getting to experience my grandpa’s white midwestern catholic funeral and apparently our understandings of funeral events could not be more different

Nobody remembers, but in 2016 nate silver actually gave Trump the highest chance of winning out of all the mainstream predictions. Huffpost was >99% Hillary. He was given shit before for giving trump too high a prediction, and then after for giving trump too low

gotta figure out where the sophisticated women are at

@Eric_Erins He’s got the look of a guy who has like 3k hours in a fun social video game but takes it way too seriously and ruins it for everyone

I just know Erik Satie was an absolute terror in 1880’s Montmartre

I think this year I’m gonna just DO more instead of waiting for more perfect conditions, even as I’m building towards those more perfect conditions

@pagan_hoetry I’m trying to be proud of illinois and it’s met with a kinda “why?”