Zuko

@arrakunrin Na cama spoil game, players Dey miss chances and later score. Cama destroy game, if this match enter pen, we get chance to win.

Una no dey call out the real culprit wey lose 3 sitters Totally out of the match

@StillFeechi Oh shit

That traditional Barca UCL heartbreak dey front, we true Barca haters know this. The real losers tonight are those that stop hatewatching.

@ZimRMFC @drixprods Pause

@drixprods We really had this head demon at madrid. Now we have zero players that give good head💔

Does that say 11 minutes of headers only

More than anything, I’m attracted to women that like me and show it

@cee_cynthia6 Poop? Happy birthday

Today is my birthday and I don’t feel happy…help me poop the balloons on my profile, and please wish me well 🙏

@kumxem Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@_1nuumb @Billycertified2 I’m not her ex guys!!!

When I was with my terrible ex many years ago,I used to tell him to go deeper during se'x just bc I knew he couldn't and it made me laugh.

@LaNRaY_SHeeRan This dude is a Barcelona fan

I already stopped hating on Yamal, the same way I stopped hating on Messi & accepted him as my Goat , unlike you people I don’t hate on greatness cos one plays for my rival, I’m a football lover first. He is a joy to watch and the best player in the world right now

@Brattyenori13 @23uno_ You sef mid but he mid pass you

@23uno_ No ever call person mid again 😏na u mid pass

all of una fine online nau😂 even muyi wan troll

@hallerm7422 @33havefaithinme Okay, this might be it

@33havefaithinme it's ok maybe u have a big heart that every girl yk would fit in it

my issue is that i cant take anything casually and treat every girl i talk to as the possible love of my life

@fatiieenotfatty Proof!!

@jerry_meseeks na you sabi😂

customer is not always right o, if i'm a vendor and you talk to me anyhow, I will just slap you. I get werey for head

Anytime I look at a mirror I can see the light has left my eyes, i be like ww2 soldier +234 💔

@fatiieenotfatty No way you’re 5’9, I’ll need proof

@jerry_meseeks since when is 5'9 short

anybody wey find me interesting now dey in love with me

@kmtv_fr @JoltJoe @Brattyenori13 vro? Ain’t no way 😂😂

@JoltJoe @Brattyenori13 😭🤣🤣🤣 and these girls are lying to her vro 💔

A beautiful face and a perfect body 😍 I have it allll🥰

@daveisfc Even if you read, you no get anything upstairs

I'm writing my first JAMB on Thursday, and I've not read anything. I didn't even attend lessons. I spent 3 months doing Twitter, and now i have nothing upstairs💔

I'M GLAD TODAY DIDN'T START WITHOUT ME.

@chuks4real_2 Start am then

@jerry_meseeks Bro, she asks this kind of questions alot and we've only known each other since late January, I'm genuinely tired of answering them and I also don't see this as an ideal conversation starter at this point and age of our lives

When no be secondary school we dey, tf is this childish ass question?