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@luimaly Cause I nor understand 😂

@Billycertified2 E reach to ask them weda them blind o

Women: "why are men so obsessed with breast?".. Are you blind? 😭

@Noicycalm Lmaoo

Tell me how person go dey use TWS earpod 😭

Just guide, e get why !!!!!!

@Undaratedking Yahuuuu boy! 😳

Blasting Tumo Weto through my earpiece whilst engaging in the sophisticated orchestration of fraudulent financial misrepresentation for my personal gain.

@luimaly 😂😂

some of you are just foòlish cus why would you see me in public and mention my full name ??? are you dàft??

@KachySZN Nah 😂

Am I the only weird person that eats riped plantain like banana ?

“No let them famz you when you guide” Ngga speak for yourself jare, as long as dem get something to offer make dem do so abeg.

@Kenn_676 I don't

Genuine question: how often do you pay your tithe?

Porn Twitter >>> Football Twitter

When you're giving someone an advice but you have to end it with "idk tho" just in case it ruins their life

@Giideoonn Oh wow. May this kind of love find me soon 🥲

@Billycertified2 i’ll get her something bigger later, maybe a galaxy

I’ve been observing this star for a week now; I’m gonna buy it for my girl

@Giideoonn For now as how? 😭

@Billycertified2 My baby deserves the world, but this planet is too filthy to give her, so I’ll give her a star for now

Children are born atheists. They don’t believe in gods until someone teaches them. Religious belief isn’t natural, it’s indoctrinated.

@fwblaqpsalm Been there keh? 😳

@Billycertified2 been there. 😂

Reject a woman and she goes around telling people you're gay 😂

@b4seet Crazy stuff 😂

@Billycertified2 can’t take half of what they dish out