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@KLM Hi, just arrived to Helsinki, luggage was left behind in Amsterdam. I can't file lost baggage as your system cannot find the booking. Please help!!

@SkiptomyLoulou Could I please have one too?

@girl_tinder How terribly disappointing. And how to convey that disappointment to him?

Dimitri 2, smart, funny, joyful, easy company, good looking… a bar date that ended on the beach on one of those four poster beds, looking up at stars, snogging, fumbling, hands wandering… until… until… I’m struggling to find…to find… oh God, I have found. Bugger.

@girl_tinder What what what did you find??

@Familoo Wonderful! Huge congratulations, what an achievement 👏 👌 🙌 😍

Tweaked my profile (for one day only!)

@mhdksafa Helloooo!

@mariellaf1 @TheSTMagazine Jane Eyre

Desperately seeking book titles that restore ones faith in love? Especially if there’s been an infidelity. Would love your always inspiring suggestions. #BooksToLiveBy @TheSTMagazine

@janineannett I'm in, just today I've cried on my desk, walking the dog and driving home.

@Familoo Oh my goodness, poor Mike! Enjoy the Bailey's 😇😇

Watching Nigella - festive overload. Just suggested a Christmas Baileys to OH (medicinal, of course). He did a very large sigh. I thought it was a non verbal “Any excuse for a drinkie”. Ho ho ho. Turns out he just misheard and thought I was suggesting a Christmas baby. 👀👼🏻

Advs meeting. Sorted VAT return. 😵‍💫 Ate too much dinner. Forgot ringing (sorry dad). Wrote another blog post. Boys have gone to bed unusually early with suspiciously* low levels of resistance. Also, is the internet broken? *pleasingly?

@MaraWilson Mr and Mrs Smith?

I’m really embarrassed to admit which movie this was about

Wow these two actors have good chemistry *Looks up movie on Wikipedia* Ohhhh, they were fucking

@Alby Ditto nurses?

@Madz_Grant I'm same height, and so is my friend. We travelled in India and we must have tens of photos taken with locals on their request as they've never seen 2 tall blonde women. It was weird, what do they do with the photos??

I think my favourite thing about being weirdly tall (5’11) apart from having an excuse not to wear heels, is the reaction you get in countries where women of that height are even more of a rarity

@Familoo That is so pretty, and gorgeous colours.

Self isolation diary day 1. We only have half a block of cheese (the sole food stuff that 9 will eat) and two bottles of red. Send help. (Will trade loo rolls for cheese n wine)

@MarianKeyes Love and Anarchy on Netflix, very different, a tad rude, very funny and uplifting all in one!

@poornabell Love and Anarchy is on Netflix

@poornabell Love and Anarchy is fab, funny and clever and very different!

@SoozUK Thank you for this, just got 🎁 🎁 🎁 for 13 year old girls.

@LauraCummingArt Here's Lola, smiling at you ☺

Please would you think of my beloved daughter Hilla, sick with Covid. She is the most generous and humble teenager and would be so amazed to think people were thinking of her. She loves dogs, if you have a picture.

@carolecadwalla Difficult void to fill. I miss Malotru, and poor poor Nadia.

Some personal news. I am deeply saddened to report that I have finished all 5 seasons of Le Bureau. Sob. Au revoir, Malotru. Please advise: what is going to be meaty enough to get me through the dark days of The Second Lockdown??

@allisonpearson @BBCr4today My hospital and my department in it are absolutely full. With non COVID, sick patients.

The hospitals are literally empty and @BBCr4today is debating whether we can cope with a Covid second surge! What we can’t cope with is tens of thousands of non-Covid patients being denied vital, life-saving treatment.