Khula Mashaba

@destinyzee I'm a marketing strategist and brand consultant, especially for small to medium black businesses, hola at me: khula@live.co.za linkedin.com/in/khula-m-99a…

@luphumlongcayis Eat that youth, before it eats you😭

Tonight I am eating the youth I no longer have. I’m club hopping ko Maboneng. The vibes are high. Suffice to say I know not a single song out of the hundred plus tracks that have played in the two hours I’ve been here. Add to this the fact I am most probably the oldest living creature here. The less said about the dance moves, the better. Ok’salayo we are within.

I can't even say that I got a raise today ngoba nina nizongcela imali, ayisekho! Instead of paying 1 month school fees I paid two months, isiphelile😭

@tanyajunghans Amazeze😭

Whenever I see think of a hotcross bun, I think of their soft, squishy raisins, which makes me think of those ticks that are on dirty dogs… 🤢

@RobLMyers True, but that would benefit drivers and actual driver skill, but the FIA isn't really interested in trivial things like that 😭

It’s a shame that the real fixes aren’t possible until next year. For me, the key is simplifying some of the OTT complexity and increasing the proportion of power from the ICE. Do that, and I think we could have a really good formula. #F1 the-race.com/formula-1/f1-p…

@collinstimbela_ Listen, she's just trying to vent, not break up😭

If someone you’re in a relationship with opens up and tells you that they’re under a lot of pressure with work and life and is unsure if they have capacity to maintain a relationship, what do you do?

@Makaziwe_N The answer is yes 😭

Gents

@maetsa_kabomo You've clearly reached a beautiful of self awareness 😭

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about climbing the corporate ladder? I just want to do my job and go home, no endless meetings or managing adults.

@mbalis_bakery It's mindboggling what we can put ourselves through just because we're avoiding the tough, awkward conversations😭

Dating someone you don’t like says a lot about you, how do you kiss and touch someone you don’t like? How do you find it in you to tolerate and forgive small mistakes?

@miss_mbali Sounds like a beautiful plan, and here's hoping it goes accordingly 😭

Tonight I must get home. Clean go for my jog and return to chill. Tomorrow I need to sleep in.

@tumi_tulipz They're missing out though😭

“Can I poop in your bathroom?” I do not blame those who do not want kids

@Real_Precious_M Notice it's only drop off, not pick up😭

They now allow drop off at Bosman Taxi rank🙈😂😂😭😭😭😭🥰🔥

A boy needs his father😭

@Robnson_T Getting ready to find a new partner in Australia 😭

A company want to send you to Australia to work and your partner says….if you go it’s over between you guys. What will you do??

I don't really understand why they need to squeeze the meat they just smoked to show how juicy it is, you're squeezing it dry!😭

@ThubelaKamo Life is so unfair 😭

@khula3 I have to work and I can’t post ass freely unfortunately 💔💔💔💔

The only reason I wanted to be a grown up sooo much it’s because I thought it was gonna be like this😭😭😭😭😭💔

@destiny_ndlovu I don't know that man from a bar of soap, but I know exactly what he's going through 😭

I park in the basement opposite my workplace and sit there to eat my lunch. I just saw a man sitting in his car, crying for 15 minutes… then he wiped his face and drove off like nothing had happened. People are carrying so much in silence.

@AndreBothmaTax The self control that would take is crazy though 😭

Avoiding X on 1 April should be an annual ritual

@KeaGqi Siyabonga wentokazi ukusiphakamela lapho, uphinde ubuye phela mamaa😭

As a Motswana person I lived and worked in KZN for 3yrs and not once was I treated badly or subjected to tribalism instead the AmaZulu people when they interacted with me, they asked me if I could teach them my language and asked me questions about the Batswana people, they were always interested and eager to learn about me, my culture and my people, Don’t fall for the propaganda that the AmaZulu people are Tribalists

@NyakegoMaponya You see now, when that R50 goes out and you get told "is that all"😭

Someone giving you money is actually a big deal man. People work very hard for money, some under harsh conditions. Even if they give you R50 be grateful