Peter van der Zee

Today is my first day at @SocketSecurity ! 😱 Perfectly aligns with what I want. Stoked to get started 🧐

Who do I know in v8 land? Need to report a, what only could be a, compiler bug; bsky.app/profile/pvdz.e…

🚨 Socket researchers have discovered a malicious npm package "postcss-optimizer" that delivers BeaverTail malware, targeting developer systems; similarities to past campaigns suggest a North Korean connection. socket.dev/blog/north-kor… #cybersecurity #javascript

@joe_nonsense That feels like the deaf leading the blind. I would say that I'm not sure who is who but since I'm the one with a hearing aid that seems pretty settled.

@kuvos Safari doesn't support WebGPU as yet, and I'm not bringing chrome on my iPhone (if that is even a thing, I recall it just being more safari).

I've published a web port of Marble Marcher! codefiddler.itch.io/marble-marcher

@joe_nonsense Oh interesting actually. This ran fine on my phone but on my (linux) desktop there's webgpu issues. (for real) Sorry (:

@kuvos Sounds pretty fun, but I don't have access to an Android within my immediate area, lol. Would have to recruit a friend afar to write/test that one *wink* *wink*

Hmm forgot to post here :p Just posting more on the blue site. Released a tool called Zero Sugar, to transform JSSugar to JS0 :p It eliminates basic JS syntax in favor of even more basic syntax! pvdz.ee/project/zero-s…

@calvinwankhede hey, random question on offline Home Assistant. I want to pull my HA out of my LAN and run it on Thread only. At that point, can I still connect to its dashboard somehow from a computer or is that only possible when it's on the LAN?

My thoughts on the JS0 / JSSugar proposal: pvdz.ee/weblog/462 tldr: - I hate the assumption JS devs embraced tooling, vs being forced - I think the proposal will hurt JS in the long term, pushing people to other languages when they must use a compilation step anyways

@cnakazawa You're gonna own and maintain an os fork of fbt? Wow.

* Converting from an archaic JavaScript dialect to TypeScript: ~1000 errors * Adding eslint: ~1400 errors * Testing: Half the tests didn't even run in the open source repo. * Cruft: So far, changed 662 files. Deleted 90k lines of code, rewrote 34k lines of code.

FBT * Rewritten from Flow to TypeScript * CommonJS to ESM * Migrated from Gulp/Webpack to esbuild/Vite * Upgraded to support React 19 * Fixed all tests * Removed all cruft Now, let's make it awesome. I'm taking recommendations for a new project name. github.com/cpojer/fbt

@Vjeux Send in the sheep army clones!

I used my underground sheep army to get beds for my new population. This is super interesting to play 2b2t with hack clients as it adds a lot of interesting twists to the experience :)

I watched so many 2b2t minecraft videos that I tried it tonight. I managed to escape spawn and getting wood and all, but died to a zombie wielding wheat seeds... /fail

@Vjeux The thing is, you get used to the unsafe world with PK's running buck wild. Yes it sucks but it's also thrilling? A year later or so they introduced mirror copies of each world where pvp was disabled. "Trammel" It just wasn't the same for me. I sucked at pking tho.

@Vjeux Reminds me of my first steps in ultima online, before there was a non-pvp world. When I started I was scared shitless. But I finally had to go outside of town guard protection. Step by step, scared of PK's, I'd walk to the smithy. Little did I know that I was still in town 🤣

After a few false starts, I finally settled down. Making an underground base so that it's not immediately obvious that I'm there if you're not using a hacked client. I got an initial mining session to be full iron + 9 diamonds.

Hearing a rumor I'm now shadow banned here.... Hello, is this mic on? :p

@awesomekling @robpalmer2 @ladybirdbrowser Ok should have checked the link first. Maybe I'll try to get tenko in there as well. But not sure if worth it. Anyways, good job. Not an easy feat.

@awesomekling @robpalmer2 @ladybirdbrowser 🤨 Are swc and Babel really scoring that low? I know theres some funky tests in there but that's still surprising to me. I should put tenko up against it. I wonder what it's at these days. Ohh is it because all of the stage 0 stuff too? This post is lacking nuance :p

Looks like LibJS from @ladybirdbrowser is currently the most complete implementation of the JavaScript language according to test262 🤓

Anyone know if the chess world matches are covered by Dutch commentary anywhere? Want to let my kids watch but they dont understand English.. Cc @Schaken @NKSchaken @schaakbond

@jasonbahl baller

I’m officially a US Soccer National D Licensed Coach!