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"fuck it we ball" becomes far more weighty once we account for the pre-existing axiom that is "ball is life," for the latter effectively transforms the former into "fuck it we live." and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at all costs?

I will NEVER be able to comprehend this design change. A. They’re almost always wrong. B. They cost more money (always-on display, need to regenerate upon new products, loss of cold air because they’re always wrong) C. They do not make the lives of the employees or customers easier (again…displays are always wrong) D. WTF was wrong with the see-through doors in the first place? @Walgreens if you wanted to waste money on something, couldn’t you have implemented self-checkout devices instead? Your stores have plenty of real problems that could be solved; there was no need to make up one that didn’t exist. This pisses me off so bad because like how the fuck was this brainstormed, proposed, and then went through the entire implementation process? I don’t want to shop at a store run by morons I’m sorry I’m afraid I might catch it

but people still don’t have access to clean water or proper healthcare 🫠🙃

the state of the world we live in is the plot to a b movie. - aliens exist but they don’t fw earth - marky z and elon musk are set to brawl in the coliseum with the blessing of the catholic church - we are now at global boiling point

Me.

Pronoia

It’s The Age Of Pleasure Summer

cornerstore queen

Bodega Baby

me every time i download a new app, “did i get got?”

had a cake walk

taking a hot girl walk, listening to cake 💁🏼‍♀️💅🏻

homemade arancini and campari spritz 💅🏻✨

@CajunAngela @lindsey_claw @james_f_thomas this is inflations answer to you’ve got mail

@lindsey_claw @james_f_thomas Smiling in Houston :

the two gay men behind me in the grocery line were whispering and pointing at me. I fantasized that they were marveling at my beauty, feared that they were mocking me. when I left the store, they chased me down the street. "Excuse me!" they called out until I turned around

@HARLOT_JOHANSON my vote is between no. 2 & 3

also like….it’s just work clothes i need to wash so it’s like, my job has five options 1. i wear pjs to work tmw 2. i wear trench coat and lingerie 3. i wear fancy dress 4. i call in to work tmw 5. you pay me to do my laundry tonight

i actually REFUSE, patently, to accept that it’s time to do laundry. clothes should just….be clean

voted most likely to lead the revolution in the apocalypse

y'all better hype up my best fuckin friend

@PopBase What do you think was going to happen luv?? It’s Oscar winner bone broth icon gweneth Paltrow

I’m the Sexiest Uniquest bitch you’ll ever meet