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my notifications rn

Just finished one piece, was about to sleep and suddenly sis hit me w a 'drop me at my friend's place for mehendi' warning right before I passed out… anyways gn

@Alyhassan959 wah, itna soch kaise lete ho is age mai... raaz kiya hai is band dimag ka??

@lastcache0 i didn't notice that he was running after chairs 😭😭😭 mujhe laga ghar ja raha wapas

that guy running faster than the car 😭

@ahsainzz @missaali122 Abhey...

@missaali122 @lastcache0 np, more info : they mostly speak in an accent and are unable to say ‘ڑ’ just like Indians cant say ‘J’

uncles standing in paratha line, giving full ted talk like pata nahi hamey kiske gunahon ki saza mili ke aese hukmaran miley, i said 'uncle yeh jo ek line ko aap logon ne do line banayi hui hai na, pehle isko dekh lo, mulk ko dekhne ke liye abhi aapke pass 2 3 saal aur parey hai'

@missaali122 Same as like chapiti explained 😭😭

@lastcache0 “a sacred language only creative mind knows” THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN

@ahsainzz kiya jawab deta, pathan ne sabse pehle mujhe hi parathey de ke farigh kardiya

@lastcache0 phir memoni gaali ka kya jawab dia

@missaali122 yeh water tumne shak ki bina pe kharch kiya, warna meri di hui definition bhi haq aur sach thi

@lastcache0 Should have told me now the water is wasted

@STHussain07 istg agar meri maa ne 'bhai k paise' bola hota to unko long drive pe leke jata with constant 120 km/h... kyunke unhe boht dr lagta (Ik it's for our best interest but insaan kisi haal mein khush nahi, bus wahi scene hai)

@lastcache0 Naaah, it's in their nature. Even i tell my brother that i used his card but i am, somehow, more carefree with his card so whenever i am out shopping with her, she always keeps me in check k ab mjhe mera cash use karne do bhai k paise na kharch karo😭

mom js mentioned she used my card for something she ordered and my overthinking ass sat there thinking she didn even need to, guess I failed somewhere

@missaali122 a sacred language only creative mind knows

@lastcache0 Memoni kia hota?

@missaali122 hope so

@lastcache0 Yea what can we do🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ Just know you’re a good big brother 👍🏻👍🏻🙂‍↕️

Oomf is my new fav acc😭😭😭😭😭im literally laughing at her each tweet😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

@Ahsansalt but tbh sabse zyada maza bhi usi flavour ko khane mein aata 😭😭

yk only karachiites can demolish this bowl like it owes them money and still say 'mirchi boht thi' while cleaning their nose which turns into a full on leaking faucet

@missaali122 ikr not all man but always a man

@lastcache0 Such a man thing to do

@missaali122 he's still at war with himself, caught in a sexual identity crisis

@lastcache0 Men used to go on wars

@missaali122 Acha

@tuktuktales0 just bite ur finger and sip sip sip

Koi quick recipe batao oomfs. I am #hungry

@sfk1525 hamesha dair kardeta hun

eid ka pata nahi, aap sab k liay main rozana dua kar rahi hoon. aaj raat bhi eham aur khaas hai. meri dua list main shamil hojaeyn 🫶

@jafribois why ur aansu looking like samar bond nose balls??

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