Agent Lemon-Lime
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Agent Lemon-Lime
@lemonlimeagent
life is like a box of oranges, sometimes they're lemons
UNATCO Headquarters Bergabung Mayıs 2026
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YES is still releasing full albums in this day and age and you have the fucking NERVE to blackpill?
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Thefts like this, a catalytic converter in this instance, are interesting in that they have a wildly disproportionate effect on society.
They represent not just a material loss - they represent the destruction of potentiality, of all the value that could've sprung forth had it not been stolen.
Phone theft is similar in that its loss is not merely the value of the device, but potentially a bank account and family photo albums as well.
The destruction of public infrastructure might also fall into this category, a few hundred pounds of copper at the expense of millions of pounds of damage and public inconvenience.
These crimes ought to be punished with the same wildly disproportionate harshness their impact has on their victims.
There's a lesson from history we have forgotten, just as all history is a war on forgetting, that Britain learnt long ago.
“Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen.”
— George Savile, 1st Marquess of Halifax, from his essay “Of Punishment” in Political, Moral, and Miscellaneous Thoughts and Reflections, 1750.
Jack Beyer@thejackbeyer
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
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@geraldbullTiVo Vulgar wave should never have happened, Gen X stole normal relationships from us
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born twenty years too late, holy fuck boys it’s over
Katie@KatieS_1
@headspace4rent @malmesburyman @Robin_Hood1555 It was peak vulgar wave. Men were in the commanding position. Young women were warned not to even mention dreams of marriage or motherhood on dates because you would be called a “stage 5 clinger” and that was actually true. The pendulum has now swung too far the other way.
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Completely serious btw, she had a pair of hangers on her too 🍈 🍈
Slumdog_Chillionaire@SlumRNA_Dog
Okay son, you can take my phone to show the blue haired enby “reptile girl” a photo of your pet lizard, but for the love of god do not swipe left or right or she will see a photo of dad’s balls, and I don’t think your mom would appreciate that.
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@alexxozydu If she wasn't a communist she'd be a nice homely wife to a chud
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@lemonlimeagent you can call her whatever you want on a numerical scale, but she has people obsessed with her despite not even speaking that much to the public at all. that’s the charm and aura of old aristocratic women.
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I think everyone on the right should stop pretending she's ugly and call a 5 a 5.
Winter@LeftyWinter
Zohran and Rama constantly look like something out of a movie.
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"I'm the 8 foot tall demon capo and she's the 7 foot tall she wolf," there, that should make everyone happy.
EL@ElakanDraws
Accuracy is important.
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Imperium's disfigured, 'probably gay,' God-Emperor agrees to direct talks with Abaddon the Despoiler, could start this weekend
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My forearms are getting bigger than my upper arms, wat do
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What's the solution to the dysfunction of western women.
𖤐@ihrtdazai
bruh … why are men like this dude
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@TheManlet_King @PalmyrPar Yeah dude I also want to take all the fun and whimsy away from Star Wars. Ur no different from the libtards applauding Andor for including rape or whatever
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Empire may be the best Star Wars film, but this is, imo, by far the best scene in all 6 films.
Heather@LittlestLabrat
The part where Luke tosses aside his lightsaber, symbolizing not only his rejection of the dark side, but also his surpassing of the Jedi before him, is the defining moment of the saga for me, and one of the greatest moments in cinema in general
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@FrenlyOfficer He changed his mind after how many free pizzas the jews were sending him
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This is unbelievable. I used to rip on this guy so much.
He’s so calm and reasonable now. It’s like seeing someone after they’ve recovered from an addiction or they’ve gone on mood stabilizers
Jake Shields@jakeshieldsajj
Lucas Gage now says that the dancing Israelis and urban movers are a conspiracy theory It's well documented that they were Mossad and even bragged about it on TV This is how stupid they think the Goyim are
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@MolitorisNick @ChrisHa80512846 They hate America because of people like you
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Australia being maybe the closest country culturally to America other than Canada and also hating our guts is really funny. Not sure what's goin on down there but you gotta get over it
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Germans really seem to like their fat Mexican women
Chris Ferr@chrisferreer
🥵 aficionada mexicana se agarra a besos con Alemán en pleno festejo por la victoria de México en el angel de la independencia 😱
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@LoganJPenn That's true, but she's not "so ugly omg" or "this is as pretty as brown women can get". Guys on here being performatively against brown women is just gay
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@lemonlimeagent She’s not even in the big leagues of the Arab foid divisions let alone the white girl ones.
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This guy’s not even baptized btw
Incredulous Papist@IncredPapist_
You’re literally a whore who masquerades as a Catholic for attention. I don’t care that you feel guilty about being ran through by a negro and having some abomination of a child by him. I’m not listening to your insane mental gymnastic to justify your own bad actions.
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"Whoo hoo hoo, look who knows so much!
It just so happens that your friend here is only *mostly* brown!
There's a big difference between mostly brown and all brown
Mostly brown is slightly white!
Now, all brown… Well, with all brown, there's usually only one thing you can do"
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