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Periodic reminder that Perseus, the first heterosexual man to challenge Medusa, could not keep his eyes off of her enormous yams and therefore was not turned to stone. There’s a lesson in that.
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Slumdog_Chillionaire
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Slumdog_Chillionaire
@SlumRNA_Dog
D1 wrestlebrah, natural insemination coach, aristocrat of the hole, real woman respecter and femcel fever dream. USATT rating: 1226
Santa Monica, CA Katılım Ocak 2022
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@alt1na1 It’s fine I’m just gonna have to shove more shit in my carry on 😂
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Women pack a checked bag that weighs less than 50 lbs for a 5 day trip where you’ll be in a bathing suit 90% of the time challenge
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@SlumRNA_Dog that's nice! if my husband didn't fall through a roof we could probably afford to do that too
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Just say the word and we’ll go back to the way things were and you ladies can get all the maternity leave you want ♥️
💗@ma1ybe
At 4 weeks postpartum I was: sleeping 3 *nonconsecutive* hours a night; breastfeeding every 2 hours for at least 30 min a session, so about 6 hours a day; and bleeding through everything I wore. If men did this, the whole fucking world would be structured around parental leave.
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@littleapostate I gave my wife over three years of unpaid maternity leave. She was practically begging to go back to work.
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@SlumRNA_Dog As someone who is only getting two weeks of unpaid maternity leave and is very heartbroken about it, I don't think that's how it works
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“Drake… where is Rafah?”
“It was right over there… I just took my eyes off of it for a second!”
“You took your what off of it?”
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Showed this to my kids that were cackling the whole time way to go
Frasier Payne@MeinGottNiles
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Slumdog_Chillionaire retweetledi
If one smote one of them so thoroughly that, with the bystanders watching, he could but agree, and if one thus thought he had advanced at least one step, one was greatly astonished the following day. The boomer did not in the least remember the day before, he continued to talk in the same old strain as if nothing had happened, and if indignantly confronted, he pretended to be astonished and could not remember anything except that his assertions
had already been proved true the day before.
Leigh Beadon@leighbeadon
If you trap a boomer in a one-on-one argument for an entire afternoon you can eventually get them to acknowledge how crazy the cost of housing is now. However the effects only last for ~12 hours and the next morning they will text you "why don't you just find a cheap apartment?"
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A baby is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you're not barren. Lady with baby is more stable. People see the baby, think at least someone can stand her. Ladies see the Nuna and they know immediately your husband must have some cash and his cock must work.
Anna Khachiyan@annakhachiyan
Baby is proxy for other things. Having a baby means being an adult. Being an adult means being invisible and doing thankless daily tasks and duties you can’t expect to get credit for. Modern people, especially modern women, cannot bear the thought of being invisible. Hence the constant public disclosures of private things and feelings that you should keep to yourself in the name of “raising awareness” and “breaking stigmas.”
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Scientists in India discover a rare gay crab
Space and Technology@spaceandtech_
🚨 Scientists in India discover a rare crab that is half male, half female.
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Slumdog_Chillionaire retweetledi
California golden poppies as far as the eye can see
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@Sam98103202 I’m sorry lil mama I think we’re just talking past each other
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@SlumRNA_Dog The Duggars have 2 sons who have been arrested for child sex abuse.
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@Sam98103202 No just because these things are rather rare and easily avoided by parents being like the bare minimum observant
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@Sam98103202 This sounds very unfortunate but is thankfully not something you need to worry about happening to you directly in your own life
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@SlumRNA_Dog Grim
Joseph Duggar is yet another in a long list of patriarchal religious men to be arrested for molesting a little girl.
His helpmeet was pregnant at the time. His patriarchal religious child molester brother Josh is serving time for downloading brutal child sex abuse
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@anonrespector No you’re right I’m just not about to have a good faith argument with this boomergroid
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@SlumRNA_Dog I had a friend tell me he was happy kids were zonked out on coco melon because it meant his TV less kids will clean up. Then I asked him who will be the airplane mechanics, police officers, nurses, in 2050
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No this is just intragenerational competition, the more guys blowing their 401k on Russian hookers, the better prospects look for me and my family
BoiltOwl@nealjclark1
It’s funny that all these types will take the “boomer” pill eventually. Live for themselves only. Every millenial will take the boomer pill when they do the boomer math despite how critical they are now and confident in their moral superiority.
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@Sam98103202 Sounds like sub-par maternity leave is a small price to pay 🤷🏻♂️
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@SlumRNA_Dog No, financial dependence and subordination is awful for women. Led to so much abuse.
You have a daughter. You know this.
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@nealjclark1 Buying a hobby farm to larp as a homesteader is not the “right thing” lol
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