Lesel Britain

Give the Whole Foods pastry chef a raise. They don’t miss!

He finally gave us his Housewives tagline.

@mattxiv Rude to babies

he always had the face of a baby who hadn’t yet discovered object permanence

why are we flying everywhere? why don’t we have high speed trains between dc and atlanta? how wasteful is putting babies through pain and the planet through suffocation for one hour flights? we could have very cool trains where kids can stretch, sit, play etc

@Millllllllller U r 2 pretty for this

What if I got really into “Facetune”

@AskTSA Thank you!

@lesbottt 2: 12 ounces, we recommend removing it from your carry-on bag and placing it in a bin for X-ray screening. These items may require additional screening, which may include opening the container.

@TSA can I bring powdered baby formula that is not in its original container through? I’m planning to portion it out in clear ziplocks.

@MilesParks @maggiepenman @ShelbiBond I would prefer Savannah Bananas to take over baseball. Then it would really be saved. I want a show!

@maggiepenman @ShelbiBond It will do both!!! All hail the pitch clock

@Millllllllller 13 is fun and funky

Choose your fighter

@jeehyekimpak @PoPville @WashProbs Never had any issues getting one morning of

Question: I’m flying out of DCA tomorrow at 6am. Does Uber/Lyft run at 4:30am in DC? @PoPville @WashProbs

@charmur7 @lordtupperware are we getting another season of come on in survivors?

Not having a bag hook in a public bathroom is a crime

Why do people like The Bear? It’s just men yelling, which is my least favorite sound

TW: lactose Just saw a girl at Starbucks order a milk on ice

I don't think congressional Democrats understand that voters see them as the cops standing around outside the school.

@POTUS Ban them then

The idea that an 18-year-old can walk into a store and buy assault weapons is just wrong. What in God’s name do you need an assault weapon for except to kill someone?

@sammeiercomedy @RollingStone @ejdickson What a terrible take! Your ability to strike fear and confusion in the heart of Howie was 🙌🏻

OMG @RollingStone DUBBED ME “OUTRAGEOUSLY IRRITATING”@ejdickson COME FOR MY THROAT DIVA THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE !!!

@charmur7 @lordtupperware TYSM! I am a reality tv junkie but didn’t know it. I was guessing at individual tribe member lol

@lesbottt @lordtupperware “In the moment”. Had never heard the phrase before the pod, learned it from Ethan! I had thought they were called “confessionals” but I think this is better when it’s not Real World. I have never watched Reality TV before #Survivor but Ethan a Junkie.

@charmur7 where is the latest come on in survivors?!?! The people are waiting

@lordtupperware @charmur7 Now that I have your attention will you please tell me what ITM stands for?!

@charmur7 @lesbottt It’s up! It’s up!