Biden Sniffed My Hair

@kevin_smith45 south end of a north-bound mule

I've been trying to figure out who Rosa Delauro reminds me of...

@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump He's your daddy, fatso.

I would pay big bucks to see a White House reporter ask @realDonaldTrump, "Mr. President, sir, what do you think of the Magna Carta?"

@Ibrahym22Nagi Yeah, the radars controlled your rain, LOL!

Heavy rains fell on the Yemeni capital, Sana'a, and on all Arab and Islamic countries, thanks to God, after Iran destroyed American radars in the region.

@MaryLTrump you a man?

Both sides, amirite?

@SenWarren LIAWATHA speaks with forked tongue

My review of the Melania movie.

@NRO @epaleezeldin @rosadelauro Its hard to believe a man found her attractive enough to marry.

.@epaleezeldin sent purple-haired congresswoman @rosadelauro into a rage about climate change when he exposed she didn't even know what Loper Bright was.

@RBReich sit down shorty

$400M for Trump's ballroom? On top of: -$1.5T for the Pentagon -$170B for ICE and Border Patrol -$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet -$496M to send National Guard into cities -$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation" -$100M for Trump's golf outings But nothing for working people.

@epaleezeldin @rosadelauro ugliest person on Congress

Nothing infuriates an uninformed Congressional Dem more than when they realize they voluntarily triggered a debate with someone who actually knows what they are talking about, reads federal statute and adheres to Supreme Court precedent. Today’s self-implosion by @rosadelauro was quite remarkable to witness. Without apology or regret, I will always adhere to the best available reading of federal statute pursuant to the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Loper Bright.

@JewdyGold @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive BS

When the come for the comedians we’re all in trouble. And we’re in BIG trouble. #kimmel #freespeech #comedy @jimmykimmel @jimmykimmellive

@RT_com get outta ukraine

'ANTI-ISRAEL' Ultra-Orthodox Jewish man: 'ISRAEL KILLED CHARLIE KIRK!' Says Charlie Kirk supported Israel 'in the beginning'... before 'TURNING AGAINST THEM' 'All of a sudden — he was KILLED' 'We know it was them... we know it FOR SURE'

@MaryPeltola I didn't know Alaskans were that dumb.

In case you haven’t heard… Alaskans are ready for a change.

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, WILL NOT ALLOW DONALD'S PHOTO IN OUR PASSPORTS. TRAVELLING IS STRESSFUL ENOUGH. WE DON'T NEED TO SCREAM IN HORROR OR LOSE OUR APPETITE EVERY TIME WE OPEN OUR PASSPORTS. THE JOY OF TRAVEL IS ESCAPISM. HOW CAN WE ESCAPE IF THE ORANGE FUNGUS IS ALWAYS AMONG US?

@DrRitaDed Gender Studies is pure BS.

I've just broken up with my boyfriend and his partner, I'm devastated. No MAGA, don't dm me, I'm not interested

@RT_com get outta ukraine

Israeli military CONTRACTOR, 44, KILLED by Hezbollah strike Amer Hujirat was ‘working’ in southern Lebanon

@GaryPetersonUSA BS

I was honored to design the new President Trump gold statue at his Miami golf course. This Biblical piece of art is free for all to worship after a respectable membership fee, and a punch card to absolve sins.

@GeraldoRivera Where is Al Capone's box?

The Comey Indictment is a bullshit overreaction to a seashell caper. Zero chance of conviction. Silly waste of satire.

@IRMilitaryMedia Your daddy!

NO KINGS!

@RT_com Get outta Ukraine

Ultra-Orthodox Jewish man with a message to 'HONORABLE TRUMP' & the 'American PEOPLE': 'If you want to help Jews — TOTALLY DESTROY ISRAEL' 'Israel is NOT a Jewish state — #1 DANGER to Jews & THE WORLD!'

@DrRitaDed Gender Studies is pure BS

Why did they add the N to the front of ICE? Only logical explanation is to make it an N word to appear white supremacists.

@TheRickWilson BS

It's outrageous that Donald Trump is putting the face of the person he cares about the most in the new passports.