Thunder Frog

@IrritableViking @KILLTOPARTY I’M THAT FCKN GOOD

@lightning_frog_ @KILLTOPARTY Read the thread and not an SSRI but did just start an antidepressant so go figure

THINGS ARE GETTING LOOSER DOWN THERE

@KILLTOPARTY THEY ALL MAKE YOUR VAG LOOSE BILLY

@lightning_frog_ WHATS THE SSRI, BITCH

The reason we haven’t been back to the moon has nothing to do with your retarded conspiracy theories. The reason is that NASA destroyed itself with DEI while our country bankrupted itself with an out of control welfare state and mass immigration from the third world. Now we spend billions of dollars every year buying Doritos for fat people and providing health care to African immigrants. It’s really not that hard to connect the dots here. You don’t need to invent any cinematic conspiracy scenario or start babbling about how “space isn’t real” like a schizophrenic crackhead. It’s the welfare state and immigration. That’s the reason why we stopped doing most of the cool shit we used to do. The reason is the welfare state and immigration.

Man in a SSPX group on FB asking for marital advice:

The year is 1996. President Buchanan has just ended foreign aid to Israel and NAFTA, following the impeachment of Clinton and Gore. The GOP supermajority has tripled the border patrol budget, and ordered the deportation of all illegals, after repealing the 1934 gun control act. Tourism with Russia is on the rise, following our assistance in fast tracking them into NATO over the objection of the UK. Our allies in Iran are rattling the saber at Iraq, and vowing the Straight if Hormuz will stay open for business at any cost. Crime is down, following the conviction of OJ Simpson for murder, followed by public execution in downtown LA. Rodney King is serving life without parole for assault an officer, his attorney disbarred after bringing such a ludicrous suit to the judiciary. I hate April Fools day more every year.

@Neorio12321 @escapefrommelos Wow described my ex in 250 characters. Thanks bro.

@escapefrommelos Not exactly. Women like this regularly feel waves of euphoria bordering upon the divine but also regularly feel a strong stalking sense of dread and doom that it will all disappear much too soon. The absolute antithesis of a mind at peace.

Are Women Just Like Us? (they just want to be loved and feel special)

“WE HAD A GOOD THING YOU ORANGE SON OF A BITCH, we had congress, we had the house. All you needed was to shut up and deport all the people you wanted but no, you just had to be Israel’s slave”

Mutanda = “that which must be changed” Latin for “underwear.” Fun little fact.

@grahamscheper @pegobry_en Mutanda = “that which must be changed” Latin for “underwear”. Fun little fact.

There’s a cool feature in Latin, the gerundive, which is a verbal adjective implying that something should/must happen. A few of them survive into English words: If someone should be revered, they are “reverend”. If something must be cut away, it is a “dividend”. My favorite: if a story is so good that it simply must be read by everyone, it is “legend”! Latin reverendus/a, dividendum, and legenda. Pretty cool that what is sometimes a difficult concept for Latin learners is actually present in English, albeit rarely. Do let me know if there are any good ones I’ve missed.

アメリカでは、国民はゆりかごから墓場まで「ユダヤ式保育園」と呼ばれるものに晒され、そこで彼らは「税金家畜」として働かされ、さらなるアフリカ人を増やすための糧とされている。

“That Summer” but he’s an intern from the Midwest and she’s a Japanese salarywoman with big tiddies

Okay, time to explain guns to our new friends. Every day, when I leave the house, I attach a holstered handgun to my belt, under my shirt or coat. I would no more leave the house without a gun than I would walk around outdoors without shoes. Is it because I "need" a gun? No. I live in rural Tennessee, which is state in the American south. It's very safe here. The dangerous parts of America are big cities where the local government is leftist, and they shelter illegal migrant from the third world, and won't send violent criminals to prison. Places like Chicago and New York City. Yet, any time I leave the house, I put on a gun, knowing that I will probably never have to use it, and if I do, it will probably be on an aggressive stray dog, not a human. So why do I do it? Why do many other people who live around me do it? Why do we do this so much that carrying a gun is considered totally normal? If someone spotted it, it would not even arouse a comment, much less any fear. In fact, it is legal to carry a gun openly here, without covering it up. Covering it up is just considered polite. So.... why? Well, try thinking of an English nobleman, during the reign of Elizabeth the First. When he dressed to go ride to court, he would hang a slender fencing sword, called a rapier or smallsword, from his belt. He didn't expect to be attacked. He didn't even expect to fight a duel. And if he was challenged to a duel, he wouldn't need his sword right then. He would meet his challenger later at an agreed-upon place and time. No, he wore his sword because it was an expression of who he was. He was a gentleman, a person of status, with the legal privilege of carrying a sword. By carrying a sword, he asserted his rights and prerogatives as a nobleman. In Japan, you had the same sort of thing happening. The samurai, members of the bushi class, wore the two swords not because they expected to be attacked at any moment, but because the two swords were an essential part of who he was. So, in these two cases, weapons were carried by noblemen as an assertion of status. They had the right to do so, and they did so in order to assert, exercise, and retain the right. Americans carry guns because every American citizen is a nobleman. When we fought the British for our independence, that war began on April 19th, 1775, when British troops, fearing American rebelliousness, marched out from Boston to confiscate guns from people living in the surrounding countryside. Our ancestors did not submit to this. We shot them instead, and they fled back to Boston with their tails between their legs, to cower under the cover of the guns from the warship HMS Sommerset. Thus began several years of war. And when we won that war, we made a country where no government, and no man, would ever be allowed to disarm the people. No agent of the government may say to us, "I may have a gun, and you may not." Because to say that is to say "I am a nobleman, and you are a peasant. I am a master, and you are a slave." We are not peasants here. We are all noblemen. That is the most basic principle of what it means to be an American. I can be impoverished, so I can to be so poor that I live in a van down by the river. But however reduced my circumstances, as an American, I still have the rights and freedoms of a nobleman, of a daimyo, because that is the basic founding idea of the nation we forged on that day. If you come to America to visit, if you walk among us, you will pass many people carrying guns. You will not notice this. You will not see them. You will witness no violence. Everything will be normal. But the guns will be there. Because that is who we are. We don't carry guns to be violent. We don't wish to be rude, or to intimidate people. We keep our guns covered up. But they are the deepest, most essential part of what it means to be American.

@kengakusha1 Hate? No. Respect? Definitely no.

俺のタイムラインが1日で急速にワールドワイドになったので ものすごく勉強になった しかし一つ謎がある アメリカの人はカナダが嫌いなのか？

@akevittnvg This is pretty fucking cool actually

アメリカ人に自慢できるものないかと思って家を探したけど剣道用の防具しかなかった

一生分の貯金あげるから、そのお腹の汗舐めさせて……無理、尊い……。

@wit_tomahawk You should read it frend

白人の友人たちから、「この本を読むと、世界全体が知的障害者の精液で満たされた巨大なプラスチック製コンドームのように感じられ、猿並みの怪力が湧いてくる」と言われたんだが、これって読むべきか？

@nocertainlynot TRVKE

Men don't want lingerie or boudoir photoshoots lol they want hastily taken nudes from the Olive Garden bathroom

1. Trump establishes excellent relations with the new Japanese president 2. Japan beefs with China over Taiwan 3. BAP and Lukas raise the issue of Big Japanese Tiddies 4. Elon unleashes Japanese twitter Are you paying attention yet?