Mayhem Protocol
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Hey, maybe today he’ll be a man of his word finishing his career in Cleveland like he so eloquently wrote he would in the letter.
Or maybe it was just bullshit. Cause, as of today, it is.
ESPN Cleveland@ESPNCleveland
On this day in 2014, LeBron James announced he was returning to Cleveland.
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@BradMunchen It will release as L2 Supervised with wheel and pedals. The $25k Tesla.
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Videos of a car that can't be used on public roads driving around the parking lot.
Imagine being this desperate.
$TSLA
Tesla Robotaxi@robotaxi
Cool news from Giga Texas
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@MrOldMan9000 @KingOverAir MJ is a product. He's not a top 30 talent in NBA history in reality.
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@KingOverAir MJ decided to retire after 3peating
LeBron joins another team with fresh all stars and draft picks instead of staying through rebuilds
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MJ explaining how he needs Phil n Scottie or he’s going to quit. Like we told yall. 1000 times 😂😂😂 #michaeljordan #nba #90s #quitter
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@KingOverAir MJ won 1 playoff GAME without Pippen in 7 seasons. Pippen surpassed that in 93-94 alone without MJ. 3rd MVP, 4th DPOY. 1st All NBA, 1st Defense.
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@GiacomoUSA @kylaschwaberow And then the gap will continue to close.
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@GiacomoUSA @kylaschwaberow Tesla led the way. FSD is the greatest consumer product ever released. Moores law is in effect, AI is growin rapidly. Others will be catching up quickly. At a certain point, not so far off, whether one is better than the other will matter little. They will all be "good enough".
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The Tesla haters are not going to want to hear this, but FSD is basically already unsupervised.
iykyk $TSLA
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@kylaschwaberow Tesla will probably need to adapt (hybrid sensors in some markets or faster proof of vision-only safety). Long-term, though, the winner is whoever delivers safe, cheap, abundant miles at scale. This deal raises the bar but doesn’t close the race. Interesting times ahead.
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@kylaschwaberow Grok response: Bottom line: You’re right—this partnership makes the comment sharper for 2026–2028. It’s a credible near-term threat to Tesla dominating robotaxi immediately, especially where regulators demand full sensor suites.
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Or… hear me out
You just don’t like working hard
Dave Asprey@daveasprey
When it comes to strength training, more isn't always better. I cut my strength workouts to about 20 minutes because recovery builds strength. Lifting sends your body a signal to build muscle. Recovery is when your muscles and brain adapt to that signal. Most people spend hours in the gym. They never question whether more training helps. Stop grinding at the gym for hours, it's ok to train hard but recover well and build strength that lasts for decades.
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Egregore is a term used to describe a non-physical, autonomous spiritual entity created by the collective thoughts, beliefs, and emotions of a specific group of people.
Could you imagine the evil spirit the war has created with all the hatred and confusion.
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@DavisFC2012 @NothinLikeLAL “This attention seeker is ridiculous”
*proceeds to write 40 tweets about LeBron that day*
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The funniest part is his haters are the main ones dying to know where he’s headed next
Heat Central@TheHeatCentral
“There is none. I wish I knew. He’s taking his time. He’s really evaluating things taking his time. I’ve really left him alone. Play golf, do the things you need to do. He understands where things are. When he’s ready he’ll let me know.” — @RichPaul4 on a LeBron update (Via Game Over)
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@___fazo Pelinka conspired to make him lose. If they had kept Dwight, it's at least 3 rings.
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LeBron clearly left the Lakers seasons too late
Unlike Kobe Shaq Magic or Kareem.. LeBron was a ICON before he put on any purple and gold jersey. He did more for the franchise than vice versa
BRON DOUBLED THE LAKERS VALUE NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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Product of brain washing. Go back and watch the “defense” he played then go look at the stat sheet. The league cooked up so much of his stats it’s nasty. But unfortunately the ppl in media are his fan boys and won’t tell the truth. They’ll shit on Pippen to prop him up.
Arslan@0xarslan
Will Ferrell tells he'd rank Michael Jordan #1 all-time and Kobe over LeBron James "As a Laker fan, I have to go Kobe second, LeBron third" "It's got to be Michael. Because everyone forgets he was always all-defensive NBA first team in addition to what he did offensively. Nine times" "I have this argument all the time with my kids" "As a Laker fan go Kobe second, LeBron third" "Do you know who are the most satisfied Olympic medal winners the bronze. Because they didn't expect to win"
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The second LeBron teams up with Draymond, they will start calling the illegal screens.
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"MJ is the GOAT because crime dropped 35-40% in the 90s" 😭😭😭
09’ James 👑@AllThingsBron
This is honestly hilarious Most of this has nothing to do with basketball 😂😂
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@nikhilt__ @WITNESSKJ I'm not hating Curry. I'm exposing retards who hate the game of basketball and worship Satan.
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@mayhemproto @WITNESSKJ cavs recruited kd in 2016 too, why should curry be hated just bc kd chose his team?
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LeBron, you know what not to do.
Man, please.
Dave McMenamin@mcten
New story: Andre Iguodala told ESPN LeBron James' interest in GSW mirrors KD's 10 years ago because of one reason - Steph Curry. "If he's going to get another one of the greatest players of their generation to play on his team, what does it say about him?" espn.com/nba/story/_/id…
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@mikepat711 Regulators will force the Cybercab to release as L2 Supervised with steering wheel and pedals unfortunately. The $25k Tesla.
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LeBron Nightly Texting Cycle:
To wife before bed: yo we’re going back to Cleveland…cool?
To Rich Paul: Agree to a deal with Miami
To Windy: I wanna play with Steph so it’s Warriors
To Stephen A: I’m considering the Sixers
To Draymond: Golf tomorrow to keep them talking
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@Shane00 I said sell Reaves high last year. This is why 90+% of traders lose.
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