Demetrius📸

what the fuck.

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

BARBARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA!!!

EVEN POOH SHIESTY WAS HEAVEN SENT 🙏🏽

Baltimore mother repays food vendor after son steals from tip jar. For the first time, she’s speaking out about why she made amends. I sat down with Pastor Tonya Gray for an exclusive interview: “My son had no right to go and take anything from him. That’s not how he’s raised.”

Roc Nation and TIDAL selected the people who have streamed JAŸ-Z the most on the platform throughout its history, allowing them to purchase limited and exclusive tickets for JAŸ's shows at Yankee Stadium. 📸 @KPWASRIGHT

new celly just dropped

Sis called her brother pretending she was locked up and he went OFF 😂😂

@Yamaww9 lol I’m so annoyed

Wait 😭😩

Famous CBA player Malcolm met J. Cole last night. 🇨🇳🔥 “Fifteen years of youth! I’ve written you letters, I flew to New York to see you perform, I own every one of your albums. I listen to your music every day that I can recite every lyrics by heart. I took you as my standard and pushed myself to chase something greater. You’ve inspired countless brothers and sisters to pursue their dreams with courage! This connection has felt almost surreal and magical. from day one until the future! When I realized that on the other side of the world, there’s someone like you chasing dreams like I do, I knew we would eventually meet one day with mutual respect!” This moment goes beyond basketball and beyond rap. This moment belongs to everyone who chase their dreams (dreamers)…”

@ring can send me notifications of every car driving down the street but miss someone stealing my damn package from my front door. Shit so annoying

@OKen_Ishii He got out for like two weeks

I thought Pooh Shiesty was already in jail….

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.” CNN: “You are the government.” Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” @atrupar (2026)

For those that called April Fools/BS on me hanging it up…Thank you for knowing me so well!! ORIOLES WIN!!!Like retweet and Follow. I’ll select one lucky winner to receive this Samuel Basallo card tomorrow around noon! #Birdland

Join us at Camden Yards on April 10 for a 410 Day celebration when the O’s host the Giants at 7:15 p.m.! 🚌 Free public transit across Baltimore 🍻 $5 Coors Light specials 🎧 DJ Quicksilva 🎆 Fireworks, and more! Tickets start at $19 ➡️ Orioles.com/Tickets

Oh lord police shot somebody else in the dang city

Dawkins could go. He was a hitta but the other three arguably could be the greatest safety of all time

Looks like he just a walking zombie

Breaking: J. Cole has signed a contract with the Nanjing Monkey Kings to play in the Chinese Basketball Association, per @ShamsCharania 🔥 This is the third time he will play in a professional basketball league (Africa in 2021 & Canada in 2022).