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Truth or happiness? Can’t have both.

missed an all timer Bayern-Madrid first half for Mikelander’s Emirates sufferball

You people are just incels with vaginas fr

The Odinga family has moved its 35% stake in Be Energy to a British Virgin Islands–registered company. The decision to transfer the stake comes as new details on the firm’s fuel supply deals emerge.

@kienileaves @trekszn Hawakufanyii poa my boy

@trekszn @mxleiii K

Nimeenda kutembelea @mxleiii lunj amenipeleka lika stoo. look at my loyaz dawg

What are the chances that me and @CounselDave are working on the same application with the same deadline😂 scenes

@trekszn @CounselDave @_juk_a 👀i say yes labda mseme otherwise😂

@CounselDave @_juk_a @mxleiii confirm aki

tumeona @CounselDave akipita imebidi ametujoin aki.

@trekszn Hizi vitu huhappen. Occupational hazard or sumn.

Ethiopia is landlocked. It imports its oil mostly from the Gulf (Saudia & UAE), and the rest from India and Singapore. Its oil lands in Djibouti and gets connected to a 550km Pipeline to Addis Ababa. After all this, it lands petrol at the pump at KES 110-120 amid the current geopolitical crisis. Kenya gets oil from the same Gulf, ships it directly to its own ports, and then a pipeline that the government mostly controls. It then retails petrol at KES 206. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

Cheki…. Twendeni maandamano. I cant do this shit anymore

As a stay at home husband, I spend most of my days and weeks lifting, tanning, training martial arts, and reading philosophy when my haggard, hedge fund manager wife gets home from her 110 hour a week j*b to fund my lifestyle, I gotta say I am so pissed off she has been neglecting me And she is always forgetting to pick up the milk at the store (I told her multiple times) I know it's bad, but if she's tired maybe she should work less? Also if she even gave a shit about me at all, she would find a way make the time for me and she's barely ever "in the mood" Anyway that's why I'm cheating on her, which she deserves

No ucl trophy for them since var got introduced #lestweforget

Aang would have wanted me to see it for free anyway

Msee wa nduthi ameanguka kwa rally ya politician akaletwa casualty na Fracture ya neck of femur sahi ameambiwa DHS ni 150k na SHA haicover. Tunangoja amalize kulia tumwambie hata hatuna maji theatre aende another hospital as self referal juu ambulance pia haina mafuta

É tão maneiro ver que a maioria das pessoas do mundo são super maneiras e é apenas uma minoria que se odeia. Meu Twitter ficou bem mais feliz depois dessa atualização, os russos e japoneses são incríveis

My classmates left in the middle of school trip to fly from Shanghai to Budapest just to vote. That’s how locked-in they were.

Twitter desde que se agrego la traduccion automatica:

No hay película filtrada en Internet

Actually the most disrespectful animal in the entire kingdom. This is egregious

Kiharu Nancy Pelosi anafanya stock manipulation ama insider trading but we are not ready for that conversation 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

They tossing that Avatar movie around like a white girl in College