Juliu§eizeLikeMe

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe

@_juk_a

A former multipotentialite.

Kenya🇰🇪 Katılım Mart 2020

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·23 Ağu

Ati "At the end of the day you owe no one anything" kwani umefyat msee, I owe my parents and friends big time nangoja tu deal flani ziivane and soon we'll be in San Francisco jamming.

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Valtoré⚕️@Valtorewrites·1d

Me not studying but fully aware that every second I waste is increasing the probability of my failure, yet I'm still unbothered to study but still panicking.

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deer@doeincrisis·1d

big truck speeding towards me. wat dat mean.

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Papii🥤@ammalusty·1d

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

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Ray Mond@AmberRayz·1d

*"She has a new born baby Others: Congratulations! Me: (Calculating), Dec.. Nov.. Oct... Oh so she did it in March

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·1d

Pale jikoni hua sipatii kitunguu chance ya kujiexplain, hesitation kidogo ya to be nicely peeled nishachomoa first layer yote😭

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Harry Robinson@HarryLotusEater·2d

How does some guerilla artivist manage to put up a statue in London in the middle of the night?

TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1

The new Banksy sculpture in London is brilliant

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·2d

Mama mboga: mimi siwezi uzia mtu wa tutam... Me: nifungie izo nyanya zote na skuma ya fifteen

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·2d

@ryandontnut applicable only to kfc & co , kienyeji labda na carnassial teeth aki

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RDN@ryandontnut·2d

real chicken lovers are those who chew even the bones I dont make the rules

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@realwolog

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osama ✰@realwolog·3d

ever fvcked a girl on her birthday?

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22gunner@Gnar1104·2d

real music heads dont have a favorite song

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Taurus Groove@jiggyjayy2·2d

Ppl thinking EVERYONE is replaceable is def a social media downside

𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦@Champagnediet1

Despite what you see on social media, there indeed ARE people too valuable to lose. You need to apologize.

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·2d

edibles hungoja tu mtu aseme hazishiki ndio zichomoe pingu mamae

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Njambi@A_Njambi·4d

I’d advise him to form a coalition government with SIFUNA and Okiyah so that WE THE PEOPLE OF KENYA CAN ESCORT THEM TO STATEHOUSE IN 2027!

Mavin Mabonga@Mabonga_254

What advice would you give President Maraga if you met him today?

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Sosp@SosPmugacia·3d

Naambia landlord nilinunua nyanya pesa ikaisha haamini

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Derizz@trekszn·2d

I've been in this profession for so long, I'm meeting board members and telling them "we met in 2018 at the Conference in diani" (I was in HS mind you).

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Juliu§eizeLikeMe@_juk_a·3d

I just know Virusi mbaya is somewhere concocting a "kungoja kuliko ngwai ya saa kumi nikiwa nimembao" line but I can't prove it😂

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