lactose tolerant

It's crazy how much faster speeding gets you places

My ears turn things yellow Source: my airpods

@Brady_H @MarathonHB Swag to swagless

Progress. Cc: @MarathonHB

@esjesjesj Government agencies shouldn't have to run PR

So this is just an ICE agent detaining a toddler

Where will it stop

Corny as hell. Glad he's behind bars

Coming back to this album is a recession indicator for my mental health

@EmperorBarry69 Zerwee went triple platinum senior year of HS

Actual ball knowledge for you cretins

Now that's what I call customer service

Lesbians are going to HATE the wordle tomorrow

do you think she still wears my sweatshirt?

I love going to my friend's birthday just to flirt with everyone and make everything awkward

@EmperorBarry69 You live my dream life

Wow

Shoot me if I'm wrong, but 326k at retirement doesn't seem like enough

Is bapple that good?

PCCB's on a 4S cab is a crime in so many ways

going sober during age gap april was the worst decision of my life

@Jake3Roy This is an all-timer

The vendor failed to crack my beer…the perfect projectile to hurl at Cam Schlittler